I'm averagely short and averagely strong, and live alone - all of which contribute to finding solutions to problems where you can't rely on height and/or physical strength and/or someone else to help you. I'm also very good at hoisting myself up onto benches without a ladder 😄
this is like
the thesis statement of our times
Look, I don't want to nameshame anyone (ok I kind of do) but what kind of duelling banjos name is Markwayne? My mate Davebruce laughed like a drain when I told him about it.
I mean I've heard of him but if you pop quizzed me about it I might have equally guessed a brand name for a line of haircare products.
The light at the end of the tunnel is merely the glow from the bridges we burn.
Anyway, in case you weren't terminally online in the mid 2010 (it was more fun then, I promise), meet Teddy Bear www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ...
Since 2012, without a break, every single workplace/office I've been in has one obnoxiously loud eater near my desk. I have misophonia (although am somehow immune to the nomnom porcupine) so how I've managed not to go thermonuclear by now is honestly a testament to my self control.
Came here to post the same thing, except that Thunderbirds is at least cool
Surprised he didn't decide to keep the medals of honour for himself tbh
Hi penis, of which he was normally quite proud, had packed its bags and moved to a small cold war era apartment in Siberia.
"We're sorry, but all our anxiety operators are busy right now. Please continue to hold the line and we'll respond to your specific worry as soon as possible. Your existential dread is important to us.
You are caller...1,672,985...in the queue.
Please continue to hold."
So if I were a middle eastern messiah, just cooling my heels in some rose water, waiting for an opportune time to pop back to the mortal realm, this ain't it.
Too soon.
I've just filled my tank so I reckon the potential $5 less than what I might pay next fuel-up should see me right for the rest of this year and any future global oil shocks.
It's almost as if cupboards and drawers aren't things that exist
I had this whole naive 2026 resolution to not have that glass of wine on weeknights any more and only have one glass on most weekend nights but there are a lot of halfwitted mouth breathing sewer-dwelling psychopaths out there making things incredibly difficult.
omg yes! When did this even start happening? Why is it the default? I have questions, angry, nebulous vaguely conspiratorial questions.
Asking the ouroboros to snack a little faster because I really am done with whatever this phase of humanity is.
THE ARSE
What a deeply unpleasant experience, sorry to hear you had to endure that.
Never 'determined', always just 'difficult' 🙄
It's the worst. I can't even bear ABC morning television, almost every presenter makes me want to commit violence, they seem to be either dumb as a post, smarmy little shits, or uptight twats. Or all three. Tony Armstrong was one of the few exceptions.
Haha, mine is the opposite approach - I go to the top of the hill to throw the ball down, goes much further per throw and Fen has to run up the hill each time. The rabbits will stay out of the way, they scarper into the fenced garden behind you pretty quick!
Ah, that's the rabbit corner (early in the morning anyway)
That song was on high rotation when I was born so my Dad says whenever he hears it he automatically associates it with becoming a dad
How I have not heard about Onfim until today is a diabolical oversight www.youtube.com/shorts/yZuef...
I keep writing reign in instead of rein in, maybe because it's a royal pain in the ass 😜
My main concern trying to reign in my increasingly cataclysmic middle aged rage to a dull roar. Mostly so I don't lose my job or my drivers licence.
I'm a sparkling combination of hyper-socially aware, highly anxious, optimistic, conscientious and distractable so am consistently the exact amount of late permissible in any given situation.
So, totally on brand then?
