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Rodger ft. The Ghost of Christmas Present Perfect Continuous

@lightningrodger

Don't ask me; I was at the First Annual Memorial for Ideas hosted by Acura, Prilosec and Gogurt Squirts. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (He/Him)

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06.02.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
A shirtless white man flexes in a mirrored room. He is wearing black gym shorts and a chain with a padlock around his neck.

A shirtless white man flexes in a mirrored room. He is wearing black gym shorts and a chain with a padlock around his neck.

I hope you don't mind that this I basically only post gym progress. πŸ₯Ήβœ¨πŸ‘„

24.12.2025 02:06 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
A carton of Santa's milk, indicating that Santa is a creature that can be milked

A carton of Santa's milk, indicating that Santa is a creature that can be milked

Damn. I didn't know you could even milk one of these...

21.12.2025 01:01 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

My most uncontroversial hot take is that "Last Holiday" (2006) with Queen Latifah is the best Christmas movie.

21.12.2025 00:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🫣

www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...

27.10.2025 23:27 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
A white mustachioed man in a grey tank top flexes in a mirrored room so that his reflection can be seen infinitely falling behind him.

A white mustachioed man in a grey tank top flexes in a mirrored room so that his reflection can be seen infinitely falling behind him.

Arms in Spaaaace!

27.10.2025 22:39 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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3️⃣5οΈβƒ£πŸŽ‚

17.10.2025 17:24 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0

Experts are agreeing that Scruff’s new stories feature is, surprisingly, a really culturally valuable addition to an otherwise structurally crumbling landscape of increasingly-less-social media. Here’s why:

β€’ I posted my butt & 30 hot ppl said heyyy

01.10.2025 02:40 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Share your favourite black and white movie

28.09.2025 17:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking respectfully.

27.09.2025 03:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And Turkish and Lebanese

17.09.2025 11:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely. I'd miss Mexican food but D wins hands-down.

16.09.2025 23:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the words `` i dont feel so good '' written on the bottom . Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` i dont feel so good '' written on the bottom .

Me reading this

13.09.2025 12:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A white mustachioed man flexes in a gym mirror. He's wearing a black tank top with a white lightning bolt pattern and black shorts.

A white mustachioed man flexes in a gym mirror. He's wearing a black tank top with a white lightning bolt pattern and black shorts.

There are so many straight people here; it feels like a Kia Summer Sales Event.

03.09.2025 01:26 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Big. πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

29.08.2025 14:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not complaining.

22.08.2025 15:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Starbucks Frappuccino display in a grocery store. Do to catastrophic kerning it reads:

GOON,
TREAT YOURSELF

A Starbucks Frappuccino display in a grocery store. Do to catastrophic kerning it reads: GOON, TREAT YOURSELF

Goon,

12.08.2025 16:46 πŸ‘ 4053 πŸ” 394 πŸ’¬ 160 πŸ“Œ 58

"That's just water." 🀨

29.07.2025 12:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But you better not kill the groove
DJ, gonna burn down this damn golf course right down!

20.07.2025 18:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Triple Libra. 🫣

17.07.2025 21:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Elder Grandmas IV: Oblivion

17.07.2025 00:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A white mustachioed man wearing a blank tank top that has an opossum waving a raibow flag that says "Be crime do gay" on it. He has a popsocket on his phone that is a Gengar and the gengar is upside down.

A white mustachioed man wearing a blank tank top that has an opossum waving a raibow flag that says "Be crime do gay" on it. He has a popsocket on his phone that is a Gengar and the gengar is upside down.

πŸ•΅οΈπŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ€

04.07.2025 22:56 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

I'll send a link to one of the most comprehensive and effective program I've seen for beginners. 😁

04.07.2025 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

George Glass!

04.07.2025 02:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Absolutely incredible turnout for Budapest Pride! So proud of all the organizers, including some old friends, who estimate hundreds of thousandsβ€” major embarrassment to Orban

28.06.2025 17:23 πŸ‘ 38561 πŸ” 8076 πŸ’¬ 502 πŸ“Œ 800

4-2-5-3-1-4 I couldn't imagine starting from 1!

27.06.2025 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh he's upset. Lol.

25.06.2025 03:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
PokΓ©mon emerald screenshot with a spheal backsprite and text saying β€œspheal is trying”

PokΓ©mon emerald screenshot with a spheal backsprite and text saying β€œspheal is trying”

me too spheal

18.06.2025 16:42 πŸ‘ 3404 πŸ” 1270 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 27

Oh

time.com/7295195/ai-c...

19.06.2025 01:55 πŸ‘ 5768 πŸ” 2314 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 174