Justin Eger

Thanks as always, Ron. Hi, Cooper!

Strong storms including a tornado risk in place today. Let’s talk changes to the severe weather system as we see a first here today. #Pittsburgh #KDKA #weather #PAwx

A reminder to set your clocks forward this weekend for daylight savings time in the U.S.

#FilmNoir The Big Clock (1948)

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Show me your Uber driver

If your TTRPG rules cannot model this scenario, I do not wish to play it.

(Hoists up the bear traps, marches outside)

Show me your Uber driver.

They definitely were not in the budget, caloric or otherwise.

Fine. Fine. I'll set up the bear traps after coffee this morning. Hopefully, they'll catch the insurance guy who comes to complain about the ✌️"overly aggressive"✌️ security, too.

You wanna call Jerry and give him a heads up?

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🤣🤣

Name your fav film from the year you were born.

All the wrong people have imposter syndrome.

Listen, you can keep calling them "Girl Scouts," boss, but just because they had it tattooed across their knuckles... I dunno. I'm still pretty sure they were escaped convicts.

The thin mints were good, though. And eating them in front of Jerry did have a certain French nobility feel to it...

Facts.

I will volunteer for sentry duty as recompense.

Soundtracks may be a violation of the rule, but fuck it... BURN sets the tone for the entirety of The Crow soundtrack.
youtu.be/iN5KUdnxGJQ?...

THIRDED!

I'll be in my office.

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Tonight’s adventures in 4k are kaiju-sized:

Oops. My B.

I'll be in my office.

I'll be in my office.

(Glares in solidarity)

Legit

I'll be in my office.

I'll be in my office.

I’ll be in my office.

I'll be in my office.

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"Via America Online poll..."

Evil laugh...

Feels cathartic to purge people from my custom feeds who no longer interact with me! Especially when I've been following their stuff daily.

Spend too much time on here already. Only need to be checking in on actual Bluesky buddies.