Vulan’s little troublemaker➡️LVFC

Man I’m not easily scared but ngl the gelbe brief from the finanzamt had me shitting my pants for a couple minutes

My German friends will understand

Gonna keep being unapologetically cute and you can’t stop us

I’m sorry guys but you’ll have to deal with it

How it started, how it’s going.

@vulan.bsky.social
I love you

One large order of fluffderg with extra idiot

Alright who the hell put dumbfuck juice in my morning coffee

Literally me just tripping a fire alarm door that clearly said “EMERGENCY EXIT ONLY”
Man I’m struggling

I just drove to the fucking cargo terminal out of habit

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh you just wait, I’ll get much crazier than that :3

Totally not me getting on a flight to London for one day just to see my fox
😅

Idiot cat dad moment

Sudden realization…

Oh yeah you can’t imagine how much that isn’t a joke

He figured out that the printers are warm

I’m sorry but wdym you gotta save your sick days

Y’all need Gelber Urlaub

Man it’s hard to even watch a video in which Elon gets debunked, I lasted like 30seconds…

Like is it just me or is there something just so insanely irritating about that guy’s speech pattern and voice?

*european lack of understanding*

Oof… definitely felt.
My existence also did turn to shit somewhere along the way when I lost my fucking mind 💯

Yeah I’m sure that’s your intention, keeping them away

Not unlike the other little shit in this thread (looking at you thoril), you did kinda disappear!

Wow spicy muntsnacc

Hi rudolf ILY

Bitch

Oh my account got banned at some point so unless we talked again after like 2023 it won’t be there ☠️

I M S O R R Y

My body is a machine that turns “I’ll answer in a bit” into:

Post reads: People with ADHD have what’s called Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (RSD). It’s an extreme emotional response to perceived criticism or rejection. Your brain can’t regulate the emotional pain, so a small comment feels like a devastating attack. A minor correction feels like total failure. Someone’s tone feels like hatred. It’s not oversensitivity. It’s not being dramatic. Your brain literally can’t modulate the intensity of that emotional response. It’s neurological, not a character flaw.

Post reads: If you love someone with ADHD, understand that tone is a weapon you didn't know you were carrying. A short text or a sigh of frustration isn't just a moment of stress to them, it's a signal of impending exile. Your consistency and reassurance aren't coddling; they are the bridge that helps them cross the gap of their own neurological insecurity.

These were really good posts explaining Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria I had to pull over

On a personal level, this is one of my hardest things to deal with. Thankfully its not constant, and I've learned outward reactive regulation, but inside its still this, and sometimes the sad slips out >> 1/2

lol prey

Oh shit it’s #macromarch , may I just dust off this old amazing piece from @nitrosimi96.bsky.social ?
:3

Kicking off macro March by swallowing some people filled busses!
#vore

Man I wrote maws twice…
I guess that shows my bias