EQ

I WAS EXCITED TO USE IT

mf sent this after completing my commission - what does this mean, chat?

I has 13 dillah

Please, take a look at this. Midlevel is finally getting together.

President Doja cat, how would you describe your recent outburst in your latest press conference?

President Doja Cat: Bitch I said what I said.

TWO YEAR FUCKING CONTRACT FUCK YEAH

What the heck????? Okay this is DEVASTATING news for the unemployed. Incredibly happy for you Radha „Interviewer“ splatoon

dw, we do too 🔥

what is happening in pokemon, I did not see the thingy and am not an avid pokemon consumer (especially since I have not heard anything good about the franchise in the last few years) so i dont know what is happening but everyone is talking about it eek

@damage0vertime.bsky.social completig the i15 during CE tryout 🙏

it swings open! (more detailed response under rose)

the door is weirdly installed so it always swings open which makes us always look at the toilet when we pass by - to be able to close the door without locking the cats out of the room (mother does not want to put the litter boxes anywhere else in the apartment) we need a cat door!

Installed a see through cat-door on the restroom door and now my cats keep looking at me through it when I use the toilet

Like can you stop meowing at me while I do my business 😭🙏

reading any more value into a LUTI div placement beyond "these are the other teams we get to fight against this season" is a spiritually fruitless endeavor. the game of proving your dominance over and subjugation to other teams in the community is one that will strip you of all respect for others.

these new kids gotta learn the og slang like wdym you dont know what MTD, Ajax or C9 mean </3

I hate to say this, but I have sadly come to enjoy zones a lot TT

The fact it does not give you a disadvantage when you are winning (i.e marked by clam, main weapon taken or limited positioning) is nice and makes you have a lot more freedom in what plays you can make & how easily they can be stoppd

Mystic LUTI picks
Div X: Fruittella
Div 1: Pollo (Double points pick)
Div 2: WHALES
Div 3: Cataclysm
Div 4: Clown Ensemble
Div 5: The Koalition
Div 6: Special Dreamers
Div 7: Full Combo
Div 8: Deep Sea International
Div 9: Stand By
Div 10: Chroma

missing comma - blowing my head off

nuh uh, you are almojo <3

wdym this is just the best educated guess 🤑

The amount of work I'm gonna put into the splatoon community as soon as I am done with my exams and have more time again will be crazy.

rn though i can only play and represent a less egotistical and open minded midlevel player <3

Skill issue, just learn how to play around brush and stop crying - the weapon is freaking awesome. You can’t rely on only knowing how to play with s blast/bucket in this world.

While I did feel slightly screwed by this luti season, it does motivate me more than anything to prove that I am not div 4. I know I can be better and I will show that by doing my absolute hardest in play offs, and in any open tourney I can get my grubby hands on!

Omazen is an incredible player, good mechanically, good game sense and really good mental. Never once had a bad experience with the goat subbing 🙏 gl gamers

This burrow just got dangerous… please join us in welcoming @omazen.broadcastbeep.com to the Rabbit Hole LUTI S17 roster 🐰💙

#compsplatoon

#hyperdivesplatoon

3000 XP?

nah I got 3000 units of blood donated a year

Can volleyball results count for Luti?
I think going undefeated for over a year and winning nationals 2 times is like winning ITZ so if any Luti staff see this you should totally let me get div1-X also same question for + server next time voting comes around.
#highdivsplatoon

wait why is it giving supertf