Night in the Woods Quote Bot

This was all underwater or something at one point.

Does the newspaper have like a ghost section? What? Why is that a dumb question?

And Mae, you’ve gone through a lot of life changes recently and… I dunno… stress does weird things to people.

Angus I just want to give you a hug forever.

Say goodbye to your fingers.

Nah I’m fine. Doing stuff helps.

I can take on like vampires now.

Are you gonna be all boring now just because you died for like a whole 5 seconds?

Well, he's a jerk, hon.

Too bad you didn’t get trapped under the box-not finished-and then burned alive in a burning fire.

Say goodbye to your fingers.

It’s too bad you didn’t cut yourself on it and get a disease.

Hey, Mae… you OK?

'Is that an arm?' 'That’s an arm.' 'Nobody move. Let’s poke it with a stick.' 'I call first!'

Little creatures are explaining faith and moments ago is the beginning and I am here then and here now and there is nowhere for god to be hiding.

You… k-killed… Casey?

Um… my dad didn’t like me. And my mom didn’t either.

Gregg rulz ok

I think in 2nd grade we colored pictures for thanksgiving. And they were like Food Donkey themed and they put them up on these windows.

It’s too bad you didn’t die on the way here.

I was both terrified and super into these things.

If he is alive I don’t want to know about it.

It’s like a porch light that’s on and there are all these bugs around it and then the light goes out and there’s a hole where the light was.

Well, that’s probably enough stabbing for today.

Hmm. I got dynamite!

There’s always more weird stuff that happened to find out about later.

Since when are your bad dreams in charge of me?

No it’s fine I just need to sit here and be quiet for a while.

I downed cough syrup just to sleep all the time.

I’m so scared all the time and the fear *hurts*.