Love you buddy ❤️❤️❤️

Need a word that's like uncanny valley but for when you're reading something that you can't prove is AI, but you just know

Tired of pretending that a Vindaloo and dosas aren't the greatest meal on the planet

I’ve seen enough. I’m calling it. The cat understands when you’re taking pictures of her and she doesn’t like it

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Pretending to be Henry David Thoreau at Walden's pond so my mom and sister will bring me lunch.

9/11 themed cheerleading routine from Texas

This is real. Where is my popcorn

thank goodness Kash Patel cleaned house in the SLC FBI office. clearly everyone was made a lot safer.

Stay salty DC 🔥

You can totally de-arrest your friends, even in the US.

turning into a small stone, to avoid responsibilities

I can't believe JD Vance shot the pope and then fucked his couch like that

My 23andme data came back and it says I'm 100% that bitch

When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to

Just watched Trap, somehow M. Night Shyamalan has made the worst movie I’ve ever seen like 4 different times

my hand looks like this (hitting a full ziggy) so her’s can look like this (ai image with 4 fingers)

Not to be rude but a shrimp put a lot of effort into frying that rice and your jokes are very hurtful

Alright I'll just go fuck myself

Jsyk I like all your skeets and you never like mine

Am I not good enough enough for you?!

Schumer? I 'ardly know 'er.

A nice warm day but no where to shake my ass… alas

joke's on you I DID 'go cry about it' and compassion has made me more powerful

Lots of uncertainty in the world right now, but one thing I can always count on is a Ford f150 cutting me off in traffic

Can the cool thing involve bey blades

sending an email to all federal agencies with the subject “I know 5 things you did last summer”

by the power vested in me by the state of disarray, I hereby sentence you to a nightmare blunt rotation of the court’s choosing

ouroboros but it’s an elephant sucking itself off

She Walden on my Pond till I dissappear