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KOOLSCHRANK PRESS (www.koolschrankpress.com) is the book publishing arm of the world’s leading Surrealist newspaper: Der Koolschrank. (www.derkoolschrank.com)

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08.03.2026 01:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does he have an adolescent simian in his head writing dialogue for him?

08.03.2026 00:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A stiff fee

08.03.2026 00:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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She's busy trying to wrap up the shoot on her self-promo ad

08.03.2026 00:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can't they find anyone who went to school?

08.03.2026 00:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.03.2026 00:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😆

08.03.2026 00:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They have the affrontery to claim that Smirk Pissant went to a school once.

08.03.2026 00:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂

07.03.2026 23:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mojtaba Khamenei has offered America his Uncle Djizianal

07.03.2026 23:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The American government is not a government. It is a perpetual lie, loot, rape & murder machine.

07.03.2026 23:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hey! Those ads were expensive to make!

07.03.2026 23:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Probably the same percentage that loved the $220 million Kristi Noem self-promotion ads

07.03.2026 23:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mojtaba Khamenei has offered America his Uncle Djizianal

07.03.2026 23:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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07.03.2026 23:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mojtaba Khamenei has offered America his Uncle Djizianal

07.03.2026 22:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Shame she got fired after paying $220 million for her self-promo ads

07.03.2026 20:42 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 2
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Believe this is from the $220 million self-promo ad for that lady who just got fired

07.03.2026 20:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But they're just the bagmen

07.03.2026 20:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The American government is not a government. It is a perpetual lie, loot, rape & murder machine.
The world is angry at having to deal with that madman and his Hellfire Club reveling in their orgy of total destruction.

07.03.2026 20:16 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Her promo film likely only cost $12

07.03.2026 20:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The American government is not a government. It is a perpetual lie, loot, rape & murder machine.
The world is angry at having to deal with that madman and his Hellfire Club reveling in their orgy of total destruction.

07.03.2026 20:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The American government is not a government. It is a perpetual lie, loot, rape & murder machine.
The world is angry at having to deal with that madman and his Hellfire Club reveling in their orgy of total destruction.

07.03.2026 19:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rutte is only tolerated because people know that he was dropped on his head as a baby.

07.03.2026 19:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The American government is not a government. It is a perpetual lie, loot, rape & murder machine.
The world is angry at having to deal with that madman and his Hellfire Club reveling in their orgy of total destruction.

07.03.2026 19:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe it would've been better with Gumby and Pokey.

07.03.2026 18:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bolton might want to shut up and lay low, not least because Trump did away with his protection detail even though Iran still has a hit out on him (from his time in the first Trump debacle).

07.03.2026 18:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"I will finally be able to get a casino license!"

07.03.2026 17:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Has the US military never even heard of the Russo-Ukraine war?

07.03.2026 17:01 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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something like this

07.03.2026 16:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0