Someone wished on a falling star for Smurfette to be a real human woman. And that, my children, is how we got Sabrina Carpenter.

Ernie is me all this week.

Hozier is Sam Smith for straight dudes.

Accidentally Sensual Pet Pic #chihuahua

Relationship Advice #adoptdontshop

Mostly here to read smart, much needed, and/or sweet things (not rly to post.)

But here are some of my children.