Jane A

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

It's beautful

god, whenever I get a news notification on my phone, I think, 'What now?' Hell in a handbasket, every time

Is it media-worthy that the 'classical academy' *vom* charter school Altum in Wellington that said it would open with 100 students actually only has 20 students and is paying its principal around $180k OF TAX-PAYERS' MONEY? Or am I outraged enough for the universe? God I hate charter schools

The headline with the breaking news banner is fitting

you're so great Pip

Gorgeous

kihikihikihikihikihikihi

These cicadas are like bloody tinnitus

It is hard to believe this is happening to us

I just replaced our toilet seat 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

Sewage plume. SEWAGE PLUME. The Sewage Plume of '26. Plumes, plumes, get your red hot sewage plume.

@mrxdentith.com tell grisham to answer his phone 🙄

Turns out 'operationalise' is a real word, how absolutely revolting, I might actually vomit

Whatever happened to Just Transition? 😭 Goddamn one step forward, five decades back.

I amused myself to tears this evening by inventing a new phrase, 'Please and Crackers.'

thanks freya

Today I gave way to a fire engine that had UNION STRONG on it and they waved thanks and I wanted to show them solidarity somehow and what came out, for the first time in my long life, was 🤙 now, is this cool or.

fucking HELL

That collective pride when 'New Zealand' is mentioned ... oh

I just saw the word 'conceit' but pronounced it in my head as 'once it' and thought they'd accidentally added a 'c' at the start, and the whole thing was very confusing for too long

I'm delighted for you, Tina! Congrats :)

There are some things I kinda know and some things I try to keep up with and some things I just ... miss. I thought Palantir was that brand of exercise bike.

Help us make hope normal again.

Join the Green Party now.

I feel sick about the slip in Mauao - those poor people, my god. The poor people waiting. Just the whole thing, horrible. Climate disaster strikes again 💔

honestly thought this was the main thing the photo was showing us at first

Coz charter schools don't require qualified, registered teachers so it's all g 😭

Okay well that rulz!!!!!!! Congrats!!!!!!!!!!! What a life 💖

BABY!?

I've never been a hat guy but I leapt on the pre-orders for the 'HOT DADS 4 UNIONS' caps and have ordered two, one of which is purportedly for my partner. Look out hat hair. Shit I'm excited, hot dads 4 unions heh yeah boi