Tinsley’s Gossip Girl Cameo

awwww that is so special! hope you had so much fun and were showered with love! you deserve it! hbd queen 😙

each of my appliances is unhinged in its own special little way and I think I finally am having to replace the dishwasher who is a notorious diva

precisely

JON M. CHU? *THE* acclaimed director of Now You See Me 2 wants ME to take a first look at the canva create lineup? well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

LMAOOO harry af

my cat is world famous and he knows it

also towards the end it seems they just slowly crushed british numbers and morale over the course of a bunch of (still lost) battles in the carolinas and georgia so I SUPPOSE that’s what they’re getting at but the license plates are still ugly!!!!!!!!!!

I am kinda seeing towards the end a consistent theme of them slowly beating down the british within the state of sc (even though they’re still losing the battles lmao) so I GUESSSSS that’s what they mean?!?!?

LMAOOO I love the creativity!!!! our goofy ass state trying to cling to something to feel proud of bc they know how HUMILIATING WE HAVE BEEN AND CONTINUE TO BEEEE

this historian basically being like “yeah they finally gained confidence and followed orders like never before bc they had a ‘crusty, backwoods man who’s just like them’ in charge” is kinda cracking me up like classssssic honestly

battle of cowpens I guess is the reference lmfao like idk if that won the war but whatever u wanna tell urselves, worst state in the union!!!

I guess this is supposed to be the south carolina license plates claim to fame battle? but I feel like winning one and losing the rest isn’t rly a bragging situation 🤨

learning that the town of cowpens is called such bc it was originally just a big field where people stopped on their travels to let their cows graze

🤭🤭🤭

patiently waiting for the plot twist that makes those ugly license plates make sense

the way this says “where the revolution was won” but on the 6th episode of a 6 episode special on the american revolution and so far the state of south carolina has been generally humiliating as per usual and also every battle fought there was lost by the americans?????

got a lil brekkie sandwich for the first time from this place that I love to get coffee from and I spent half the sandwich trying to figure out what it tasted exactly like and it’s a ham and cheese hot pocket :/

I was like uh sir it is to prevent them from going bad faster…… u can just buy one if you want they’re literally priced by weight…….. do u want less of the bananas u selected, sir?????

he didn’t. he just wanted to be mad 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

i’ll never forget being a grocery store cashier and having a customer insist that the reason stores wrap the ends of banana bunches in plastic is to force customers to buy more than they want like 1) canonically untrue and 2) you can actually just separate the bunches?? there’s no produce police????

elizabeth holmes:

A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading: WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out- stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violence—The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Down—Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.

Happy International Women's Day. 🏴

it brought me back TO LIFE

so I need that person dead 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

i end all my calls to Lindsey Graham’s office with:

“if the senator is unable/unwilling to do his job as an elected representative of the people, your constituents are happy to elect a representative who IS willing to represent their constituents rather than personal interests of the exec branch”

every time I call my cat a naughty boy (often) I think about below deck

it’s too scary 😭

Probably could get trains AND healthcare.

😭😭😭😭😭 HATE THAT!!!!!!!! stay safe bud

no it’s true especially bc like the cool thing about a movie is you can buy it and rewatch it like when a play ends its OVER until you go see it again 😭😂