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Damin Toell

@damin

a Brooklyn attorney known for his snarky social media feed

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Latest posts by Damin Toell @damin

Everything is ad

13.02.2026 07:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with blonde hair and earrings is wearing a black tank top . ALT: a man with blonde hair and earrings is wearing a black tank top .

My face ends up in a lot of places

06.02.2026 02:37 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Looks like Network Guy / Ryan probably

06.02.2026 00:05 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Omfg who put my face on that

06.02.2026 00:02 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

🤭

04.02.2026 05:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who, me? Never.

04.02.2026 05:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That guy's good

28.01.2026 22:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hell yeah, I made the screenshot

28.01.2026 22:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this mf spittin'

28.01.2026 22:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey that guy’s good

22.01.2026 01:57 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Acerbic?? Screw you!!!

22.01.2026 01:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@damin.bsky.social is on bluesky. he's very funny if acerbic at times.

22.01.2026 01:50 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

👇

22.01.2026 01:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“No”

04.01.2026 07:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Come on

04.01.2026 07:27 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol climate is over!!

04.01.2026 07:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh shit how did I never see this before :(

31.12.2025 02:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even if it’s automated, who has time for this???

24.12.2025 20:27 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Hell yeah

24.12.2025 04:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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threads.com/@gideonkendall
@damin.bsky.social

24.12.2025 03:37 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Check the alt text out on this.....lolllll

24.12.2025 00:04 👍 131 🔁 23 💬 9 📌 1

These things are funnier in everyone’s imaginations, I promise you.

24.12.2025 00:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Live shot (but no mayo in the nog)

24.12.2025 00:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

👇

24.12.2025 00:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Hell yeah, Merry Christmas mr pussy

24.12.2025 00:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Many such cases

23.12.2025 15:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Paging @damin.bsky.social. Would Damin please pick up the white courtesy phone?

22.12.2025 23:27 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Perhaps we should film a debate between a concentration camp guard and an abandoned toilet over whether CECOT is good. Brought to you by Bank of America.

21.12.2025 21:58 👍 1221 🔁 217 💬 12 📌 3

Pls, I can’t handle birdwatching discourse anymore, disc horse

21.12.2025 21:46 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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lmao if they had a follower of Damien Toell moderation list I would be it's queen

10.12.2025 06:28 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0