McDonald’s Parody Account

You have been a good adversary Wendy. Touché

mcbroken is the mcdonald's ice cream machine broken?

More information can be found here: mcbroken.com

Bada-ba-ba-da not fixing it

#mcdonalds #mcflurry #wendys

Hello Everyone.

We appreciate that many of you are concerned about the lack of McFlurrys available at our stores.

We are still trying to fix our McFlurry machine and have reached out to @mcdonalds-support.bsky.social to get an update for you.

#icecream #mcflurry

If I need help from the peanut pushers I’ll let you know.

Sorry customer, we stopped selling the McRib last week. Food and Safety were getting sus.

Let’s give a great Ronald McDonald welcome to our apprentice burger makers. They’ve got off to a good start and are making progress. Hopefully tomorrow the cheese will be under the bun.

#anattemptwasmade #mcdonalds #cheeseburger

Good Morning All.
Unfortunately our McFlurry machine isn’t working today.

Bada-ba-ba-da I’m fixin it.