Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY

Barton Fink porn parody about a playwright who’s supposed to write a jello wrestling picture

this is a vintage brochure, “After Hours in Atlanta.” this photo shows three different ads for sex workers

I would kill to advertise in print

A petite redhead with blown out hair and red lipstick poses leaning on a white faux fur ottoman in pink panties and stockings covered in hand drawn pink hearts, the background is black, her face is coy and smiley

Valentines shoot from the archives 💌

Whenever I wear these I feel like Rick Perry when he debuted his new glasses look to try and trick people into thinking he was smart

LaGuardia Airport is a beautiful name for a baby girl

Cardi and Meg are funny as hell for that

Pretty hilarious to me that the acronym for Dworkin’s anti-porn crusade org Women Against Pornography was, indeed, WAP

Made it to SF 🦋 here through Friday

Broke: does the curtain match the drapes?

Woke: does the drink match the hat?

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Perfect angel cute and hot !!

One of my special skills is that I can clock an Australian actor doing an American accent in a movie within .5 seconds every time

Maneater ✨

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Ate and left no crumbs 🙂‍↕️

Unreal

I made a “dress” of roughly 40 pieces of lingerie & underwear because apparently to get views on Instagram you have to be fully dressed but I’m acutely aware everyone is there to catch me in my skivvies! Is this what we call a compromise? Tim Gunn you clocking this?

I actually think Dr. Pepper is kind of gross. Just a glimpse into my sick and twisted mind

“Yes, Jesus Christ was cool, but you know what other great man with the initials JC worked independently of institutions/dogma, also had a mission to share the truth of love through storytelling, and probably would have turned water to wine too if he could?”

Eminently reasonable

*iykyk… whatever

Best bathtub in the city iykyn

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Bluesky feels kind of like the Khia asylum but I hate El*n M*sk so here we are

Stay on my hip like a tamagotchi 🤖

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If you’re worried about rats then you probably don’t want to know how I feel about the rats

If carrying around birdseed to feed the chilly pigeons is wrong I don’t want to be right. They’re New Yorkers too ❤️

SIIIIKEEEEEEE 🗣️

Watching Heated Rivarly for my pure and unadulterated love of hockey

Lmao same 😶‍🌫️

Never beating the spoiled lap dog allegations 💜❤️

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just need someone to hold space 🧘‍♀️

When I lose my vape I don’t need you to help look for it so much as be a witness to my experience