Sebastian Black

Well the good thing is that as long as Mark Wayne is around there’ll always be a dildo available.

Dude needs to buy a portrait of himself and store it in his attic.

Wait until you hear the 1980 miracle on ice team— ugh

Pretty sure Massie voted for the SAVE act. He's still casting garbage votes 90% of the time.

Not if you've already been promised a blanket pardon for all crimes, which is why everyone working for Don the con is so brazen about their law-breaking.

That's quite alright, I can use some of my crashing bitcoin to buy some DOWS on the cheap. Can't wait!!

As long as Chuck the Cuck Schumer leads Dems they will lie down like a lazy old dog when the time comes.

Russian asset Ron 'Moscow trip' Johnson is the disgusting one.

It was 100 percent Barr, the AG, as head of the DOJ, runs the prison where Jeff Ep was kept.

I don't know the lyrics but the chorus goes something like, "Russia, Russia, Russia"

I'm sure once CBS's Tony Dokoupil finishes editing the 5-part interview series with his mother we'll be hearing from him.

Bari Weiss is having one of her new 'opinion' journalists cook up a "both sides" story as we speak-- I mean, did the founding fathers intend the 1st amendment to apply to black gay journalists? I'm pretty sure they didn't, amiright?

I keep hearing how good (or great) Andor is. Does it live up to the hype?

Merrick Garland and the weak men who 'handled' Biden are the chief culprits of our downfall.

I'm sure we can find quite a few things he's mediocre at.

They all look like the same old corpse.

She has hot dog fingers for hands.

The word "redacted" will be trending that day.

It's works out well for these band of pirates; when trump finally keels over or is removed for medical reasons, all the crimes that were committed will be blamed on trump but he won't be tried because he'll be found non compos mentis. Everyone will get away with what they've done.

No worries. I honestly believe that's how trump and his minions get Mike Johnson to do their bidding, and for him to do so without conscience. It's why he was chosen as Speaker, they have the dirt on him.

Not an N.D. supporter, but tell me who Tulane or James Madison defeated to deserve an invite? Their schedule was even lighter than weak sauce BYU's.

I'm sure you're aware that my comment was a parody of how conservative Republican males view the gay community, not an endorsement of those views.

I already got my checks. Put them in my pretend retirement account. You need to dream bigger, darling.

How dare you suggest that a manly man like pencil-neck Tom Cotton is hiding his sexuality behind the LL Bean ruggedness of his incredible alpha male fake Army Ranger persona.

"They were signaling to other airplanes." --- pencil-neck Tom Cotton, who isn't a closeted homosexual in any way, only has a secret Grindr account because, like a true patriot, he was checking for terrorists who might use Grindr as a recruitment tool for hot narco-boat boys coming in from Venezuela.

Is that weak-ass Dem in Maryland who refused to gerrymander in that state still refusing?

Reason I mention Kushner as far as the corrupt pardons go is that it's something he heavily bragged about in drumpf's first term, how toward the end he was the one creating the pardon list (and no doubt arranging the fees for the pardon).

It's Kushner or Miller, Trump is a figurehead at this point.