Yeah one of my boys is going through a divorce and he hit me up talking about "we outside this weekend!" No sir. Im INside before i end up BEside you, in divorce court.
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Yeah one of my boys is going through a divorce and he hit me up talking about "we outside this weekend!" No sir. Im INside before i end up BEside you, in divorce court.
Shoes should come with a stop and frisk
Does Richmond have carryouts? Is there a place I can order a turkey sausage, egg, and cheese on wheat toast from an immigrant merchant?
Parents do not know how to use emojis. My girl told her mom the cat was dying and she responded with:
"Sending prayers 😻😻😻😻"
I done did all this shit 😰
I still say Luigi did more with three bullets than I’ve seen nonviolence accomplish in my entire lifetime
Honestly, if the gigantic youth is this dumb, they couldn’t be saved in this situation anyway. Democrats would be wiser to just lie to them abt something different rather than worry abt policy (like this) if they’re this unable to discern the truth. 🤷🏿♂️
I remember when "Swagger Like Us" dropped like it was yesterday. Me and my roommates ran that shit back like a dozen times. We legit could not believe our ears.
A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE SPITEFUL OR HORNY THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE ART
Happy birthday. ✊🏾
One of the best comedies in recent memory. David Zaslav will pay for his crimes.
To your jeans.
Advertise your account with just one image.
Whoa wait lmao my guy said
I think about sports uniforms, the layup I missed last week, how much would it cost to buy everything in my favorites on the Nike app, the smell of Ekiben. Normal shit.
Netflix will dead ass predictive text finish your search and then be like we ain’t got 😒
From '10 to'21, I worked 8 of 11 NYEs and partied once, so I relish every New Year I'm home sitting on my ass as the clock strikes 12.
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Yes, they are.
I'm a grown ass Black man...
...obviously it's "Steppin' to the Bad Side"
A man handles a small tray with some lines of cocaine on it and says "leaving some nice lines out for 1976 David Bowie." The lines are placed in front of the chimney. Overnight the Thin White Duke himself emerges from the chimney. In the morning, the men check the tray to find it bare. One says "all the lines are gone!" Another says "He IS Real"
Alex Trebek said it best
Even more so if you work with lots of fine women. Relax, and then relax again.
i think some men forget that it's a privilege to be in the company of fine women. they get around em and don't know how to act. just relax.
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Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
