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"im shitting my pants" thats the most coherent thing uve said today

i put my cum in the toilet. thats where it belongs

i dont have any organs to donate. theyre all wired up to my ps4 and im playing tetris on em. my organs are the little tetrinos. i never lose

the trolley problem is when u have 5 girls in a trolley and u can either let them die or push me off a cliff. u could probably fuck them also if theyre into u. sorry im bad at these. this is why i could never play dungeons and dragons

when i die please distribute my ashes evenly across the entire universe. if u cant do that then just put them out with the recycling. u can manage that at least right? fucks sake man. get it together

if u want to keep your posts private on this app then u need to log out. its the only way. sorry

take your meds then do the thing. it will be easier to do the thing after you have taken your meds. take them now. i am giving you permission

theres actually no way to make friends on here without also making enemies. its all one app

its okay to have delusions as long as theyre accompanied by sufficient amounts of courage and resolve

theyre sending my body to a lab to study its properties for science. theyre putting me under a microscope and inspecting my balls for the greater good

im just gonna go ahead and do it rn. grifting. dont ask me how im doing it. dont ask me what im grifting. if u have any questions after the grift its too late. uve already been grifted

theyre reuploading the foucault lectures on gayness from 1976. give it a thumbs up for the algorithm. we need more content like this

trans women deserve representation. but first we gotta figure out which kind of representation is least likely to ruin our lives

my therapist told me i could work 3 jobs at once if i visualized enough people hating me and wanting me to die

why do u care so much about fake news. whats ur problem. if i want to read fake shit thats my problem. u stay over there with ur real shit. weirdo

my favorite part about getting an invitation to daniel craigs house is that there will probably be a lot of champagne and cunnilingus

tim burton died. david fincher is alive and hes making a reboot of the social network where theyre all women

me ordering a fuck machine on amazon: i dont just want it i NEED it. my entire existence depends on receiving this item. if i dont receive this item within 24 hours i will cease to function and become a blob. i will be a blob on the floor if i do not receive this item

*agitating the matrix fluid* no im not doing this. i dont want to be in the machine. i dont want my dick to wake up in the pod

i dont think the guys in platos cave knew the stuff on the wall wasnt real. i think they were all really fucking stupid

my ai money manager is telling me to invest in nanotech. i dont think so. im gonna buy some more kirkcoins. i need intergenerational wealth

all posts are welcome here. any and all posts. we love discourse here. conflict and tension. all that shit

furtively removing an object from a display case in a museum and inserting it into my ass

i dont have online friends. i would never friend someone online. thats insane. i only make friends with the emts who give me my narcan

"u need to build community" no u dont. u need to post. u need to post in a way that kills large numbers of people

"we need more emojis" no we dont. we have enough emojis. my dick is in the toilet. go make an emoji of that

the great wall of china was just a big ramp for the emperor to travel back and forth to his harem of goth femboys

the problem with this website is that everyone is just looking at each others asses instead of yelling at me for using ai

"im going to hell to fuck my own ass" - mr bean

hey do u have 2 minutes. can i ask u a quick question. yea hello are u gay or do u just look like that. ur gay right. no offense