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Emi the con-cruddy toon Goat

@emithegoat

πŸ”ž | 🚫AI/NFT | 🚫RP | Furry artist | Greymuzzle | Mix of cute, macro, micro, lewd and the occasional kinks ahead. She/Her Happily married to @goattrain.bsky.social https://linktr.ee/emithegoat #EmiGoatArts

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What do they say about getting high off your own supply? I’m just testing the equipment, I promise!

#SqueakySunday #RubberFur

08.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't go in halfsies on a pizza with a bear
They will NOT share

🎨: @raccoondrewchett.bsky.social

08.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 220 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.

07.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 3176 πŸ” 1134 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 15

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 21567 πŸ” 6465 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 158

Man, I'm so happy for you that you got a job again!! :3

08.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 5827 πŸ” 1642 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 13
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Video's supported at last? LET'S GO!

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30.11.2024 10:17 πŸ‘ 1934 πŸ” 514 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 21

Press the "try again" button a few times :3
I've been an AI a few times now~ πŸ€–πŸ

07.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Painkillers and rest time! Take care of the poor little skunk rump X3

07.03.2026 11:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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this is the best website invented www.youraislopbores.me

06.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 313 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 37
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12.02.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 557 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

I'm sick as heck and this makes me happy.
Have ye at it with the face squishes~

07.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh no, can't have a toon duck unable to make jokes! That's dangerous! Someone give this duck 5 pies to throw, STAT!

07.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bringing back this oldie but a goodie, because it lives rent free in my head~

06.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
A pack of 7 telegram stickers, encompassing (from left to right starting at the top) Goober, angry, wacky scietist pushing a big red button, flustered w. heart eyes, flustered w. BOD eyes, tight hug and maniacal laughter

A pack of 7 telegram stickers, encompassing (from left to right starting at the top) Goober, angry, wacky scietist pushing a big red button, flustered w. heart eyes, flustered w. BOD eyes, tight hug and maniacal laughter

@gerret.bsky.social approached me and asked if I'd be down to draw him some toony stickers, and... Erm... Heck YES?

#furryart #toonfur #toon #Stickerpack #Stickers #Telegram #EmiGoatArts

02.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Presses my forehead against the monitor as hard as possible, trying to manifest into that picture*

06.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The weather's getting nicer, want to enjoy it together? β˜€οΈ
#FursuitFriday

06.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 301 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Shinto priest, I guess? I'm foggy on the details... I just remember trying to keep my keigo straight @.@

06.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

From what I gather you only ever do try on the Tex suit one time.

One time only.

That time lasts forever.

06.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I once drank sake with a Japanese Shinto monk in his private chambers before a ceremony.

06.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
close-up of two anthro horse racers.  One is looking happily at her medal, and the other is looking up lovingly at a figure out-of-frame.

close-up of two anthro horse racers. One is looking happily at her medal, and the other is looking up lovingly at a figure out-of-frame.

Got a new horse-y drawing up on Patreon! You can see it in a month when it's released publicly, or find it now for just $2 at: www.patreon.com/posts/152388...

06.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alright, got another 3 hours in the end. That's like a grand total of 210 minutes of sleep, lol

06.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right? I'm really glad I got that extra minute in!

06.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also currently running on a grand total of 30 minutes of sleep. I'm fine. This is fine. That's plenty of minutes.

Time for coffee.

06.03.2026 08:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The pills sure did clear up my asthma. No more wheezing or gunk.
The cough, however, is still present. It's just the dry, itchy, makes you sound (and feel) like you're actively dying kind.

Still tho... I think I prefer it over the wheezing X3 We'll see if I still think so by tonight.

06.03.2026 08:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Extrasensory

06.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 1323 πŸ” 281 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

I really hope to meet you too! <3 It would be such a great time!

06.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher"

"You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times"

sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

05.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 5216 πŸ” 2041 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 14