I'm losing the ability to contrive law school exam hypotheticals that are more absurd than the actual news
07.03.2026 02:09
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I'm losing the ability to contrive law school exam hypotheticals that are more absurd than the actual news
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Rubio: “Let me tell you, Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.”
Great idea! Are we talking simultaneous suicide, murder suicide, tandem euthanasia... Having survived the death of one spouse, I wholeheartedly endorse this option. ⚰️⚰️ Let's go together!
Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership
I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.
Kristi Noem on Bezos spending $40M to put Melania on screen: “Ha! Amateur!”
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Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile
OMG! You win. 🏆
Cricket’s revenge.
She's there because she's blonde and looks good in a bikini and probably knows someone in power. (oh, and stupid)
Narrator: no one is shocked
So far the war in Iran has cost an estimated $5.5 billion.
That's roughly $1 billion per day.
$41,666,667 per hour.
$11,574 per second.
People do not want this.
They want a living wage. They want healthcare. They want to be able to afford a home. They want their basic needs met.
Lock up your dogs! 🐾
Remember:
This is all about the Epstein Files.
Correction. Orwell never said this. He did however, warn that: "political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.” (That's Politics and the English Language, one of my favorite essays)
This came to mind when I heard Noem was bonking Lewandowski on the airplane. Her face appears to have been plastered on, so much make-up. I don’t really want to know, but is he allowed to touch her face? Would she be concerned that her façade is smearing off unattractively? Gads 2/2
Re: Noem I read about a married couple who only had a really passionate love-making session after the SF earthquake, & she had walked a long way home, dishevelled and distraught. She asked her husband where that passion had been hiding. He said he didn’t want to mess up her make-up and hair. 1/2
To demonstrates that he remains a committed special advisor to DHS, Mr. Lewandowski will now be obliged to travel with and provide sexual services to Mr. Mullin.
they were gonna send Kristi Noem to a nice farm upstate but they were worried about the safety of the dogs
FOR SALE: "ICE Barbie" costume collection, lightly used
Mile High Club informs Corey Lewandowski he must now philander commercial.
NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED
You say the sweetest things!
Raskin tears Kristi Noem a new one: "Apparently when your blankie was left on one of the govt jets and not transported to the new one, your special govt employee, Corey Lewandowski, chivalrously stepped forward to fight the pilot -- mid air!"
True.
Robot writes poem in binary
@o2bnobx.bsky.social Thought of you
🤣 Noble Piss Prize
