Urban

Surely a sign of a healthy democracy that the man in charge is bombing Iranian children to distract from Pedophilia

Eugene Leviro

Headline that reads "This Japanese Fish Is So Deadly That It's (Mostly) Banned In The United States"

Magikarp the Pokémon

Happy birthday you marvelous marvelous man!

now give me that pound of bone, baby

Doing my best to leave an interesting obituary!

the doctor at the clinic said they're never seen a strain so resistant to antibiotics! 🏆

There's a strain of gonorrhea named for me! Such an honor

remember when he turned into a spider

Good morning, my sentient Holodeck programs

Poster for the 2025 film Fackham Hall

Funny and silly and stupid in all the best ways

What a dreadful trip you’re having

I don't want them to "pass away" I want their deaths to be prolonged and painful

godspeed

Utterly useless

Interesting that International Women’s Day falls on the shortest day of the year

and Bluey

Happy International Women's Day to Malala and Tove Lo

an admirable stat!

Did you know that tonight's Oscars are actually next weekend because I did not and was already making snacks

Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday

Wow, just because I wear a wig

🐣

Feed me coffee like a mama bird, Jer

Who up saving they daylight

Good morning, my fellow Best Supporting Actress nominees

This painting was breathtaking

It was like in The Substance when her hand is suddenly all gnarled because of Sue partying