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This article was actually so fucking funny

He was formative for me when I was doing my undergrad in acting. He's so free.

10/10, no notes.

not an original thought but bears repeating: half of writing is just being allowed time to sit on your ass uninterrupted and think about things really hard until you puzzle them out, which doesn't look or feel like work at all. but it is!

"ai is making it so everyone can make art"
everyone can make art dumbass it came free with your fucking humanity

Clarence Thomas Secretly Participated in Koch Network Donor Events Thomas has attended at least two Koch donor summits, putting him in the extraordinary position of having helped a political network that has brought multiple cases before the Supreme Court.

Our new story:

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas secretly participated in Koch network donor events – a breach of judicial norms that one federal judge said “takes my breath away.”

www.propublica.org/article/clar...

There's something to conventional wisdom in child-rearing for sure, but there's also the part where you pick how you want to raise your kid and what you think is best for them. Some people get scared when it's not in the baby book, and that's fair but also that's life!

‪No!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright, who gave the Washington Post an invite code

We have leaked correspondence from anti-trans lobbying groups where they say they’re using sports as the wedge issue because everything else failed and there are liberals still taking the arguments at face value.

Pa. to register voters automatically, Gov. Shapiro announces Everyone who goes to the DMV to get a new or renewed driver's license will be automatically registered to vote, unless the individual chooses to opt out, the governor said.

Great news for Pennsylvania

Trump Says On Rosh Hashanah That ‘Liberal Jews’ Voted To ‘Destroy America’ “Let’s hope you learned from your mistake,” the former president wrote Sunday.

Trump posted a jaw-dropping message on his Truth Social platform blaming "liberal Jews" for voting to "destroy America & Israel."

Did you hear the one about the vulture who tried to board a flight with two dead possums? They said sorry, only one carrion per passenger.

Reminder to schedule your flu vaccine

New study identifies United States as 'Planet-Wrecker-in-Chief' A new report released Tuesday identifies the United States as "planet-wrecker-in-chief," pointing to the nation's plans for a massive expansion of oil and gas production over the next two and a half d...

www.alternet.org/new-study-id...

But this is funny and the other stuff is not

Biden Is Getting Rid Of One Thing Most People Hate About The Government The effort to reduce the “time tax” spent on accessing government benefits aims to make them more accessible and reduce inequality.

This is the single best piece I've seen about the Biden administration working to reduce administrative burdens in government. It is not flashy work, but if we want to see more effort to fix public services, we should acknowledge it when it occurs
www.huffpost.com/entry/biden-...

*to the tune of Eleanor Rigby*
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit

Joe Biden just said record corporate profits should mean record contracts for union workers and I'm both shocked (that he said it) and awed (that I didn't come up with that banging line).

Just quit one of my jobs cuz they reassigned my gender history lecture to a less qualified man without telling me, and then asked me to give him my notes. My philosophy comes through again!!

In making a D&D campaign it's important to pay close attention to both the Monster Manual to ensure balanced combat encounters, and your copy of Lenin's Imperialism to ensure your narrative segments turn your players into communists.

"She appreciates the Buell Theatre’s strict enforcement of their no photos policy and only wishes the Biden Administration could uphold our border laws as thoroughly and vigorously" absolutely insane spin

Letting 10 million people see how vividly I've alienated my peers

Remember these photos when the Republicans try and tell you that they are inevitable, and that they have a majority in this country. Trump went to an Iowa State game tonight and this was the response from the stands. 

Hayao Miyazaki is tired. He longs to retire, to rest, to sit on a porch and watch the trees. Suddenly he has an unbidden idea for a poignant coming of age story set in a world of magic and whimsy. He groans and reluctantly starts drawing the world’s most beautiful cartoon

I love 3, but I sleep with another person, so I usually hit a 6 leaving my chest open as an optional pillow

Musk Secretly Used Starlink to Foil Ukrainian Drone Attack on Russian Ships: Report The billlionaire allegedly feared the strike on Crimea could trigger nuclear war.

I want an apology from all the mansplainers that mocked my belief that privatizing NASA and relying this heavily on SpaceX would undermine the national security policy of the United States.

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strange hamster wheel looking contraption with red flotation devices sitting on the beach with the headline florida man arrested after trying to cross Atlantic in hamster wheel vessel

my loudest LET HIM COOK ever