Captain Spaulding (@respecttherules)

28.02.2026 23:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How’s everyone enjoying the fall of western civilization?

16.09.2025 14:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My favorite dinosaur is the Ankylosaurus.

14.08.2025 00:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you find yourself in the woods for some reason and you see a random freaking door, do not walk through that door. If you see stairs or a staircase, do not walk up those stairs. It seems like this should be common sense. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

30.04.2025 16:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes. Yes he should.

12.03.2025 16:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We need to make this a thing!!!!

12.03.2025 16:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone said that Elon is the new My Pillow guy and I can’t stop laughing 💀

12.03.2025 16:19 👍 231 🔁 18 💬 11 📌 1

Surviving the Apocalypse.

21.02.2025 16:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good luck with that!

17.02.2025 18:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Too Much

13.02.2025 16:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Friday!!!!! Time to go collapse in a corner.

07.02.2025 20:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My wife just threatened to Misery me Annie Wilkes style. I’ve never been more scared.

30.01.2025 02:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I will be there!

24.01.2025 04:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same bestie.

23.01.2025 21:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dumplings imply the existence of a much larger Dumple.

23.01.2025 21:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Going live at 9 tonight on Tcitwh! Playing Witcher 3! Respect_The_Rules

23.01.2025 17:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

23.01.2025 13:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I adore that woman!

23.01.2025 03:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want. To see. This match.

23.01.2025 03:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want. To see. This match.

23.01.2025 03:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Somebody help me out. What are Q Tips for? If you’re not supposed to put them in your ears, what is their intended purpose? What were Q Tips invented to do? I’m at a loss.

22.01.2025 19:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yoooo!!!! Congrats!!!

21.01.2025 22:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For a second I thought I was having a stroke.

21.01.2025 22:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And I haven’t checked but wasn’t the Spanish language option removed from the site?

21.01.2025 22:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been informed that Dr. Marten is now available to provide FREE dental work to anyone giving a “Roman salute”.

Pass it on! 🥾🦷

21.01.2025 20:18 👍 623 🔁 75 💬 27 📌 5

TikTok screenshot depicting a community guidelines violation for commenting free Luigi

Y’all, I was right- the vibes on TikTok are rotten. ‘Free Luigi’ comments used to be everywhere, but now? Boom, instant removal. Luigi’s not free, and neither are we. TikTok is the bad place.
#tiktok #censorship #thebadplace

21.01.2025 03:57 👍 4559 🔁 719 💬 226 📌 75

21.01.2025 18:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m just gonna like and unlike and relike this about 50 times until I’ve expressed the joy this brings me to my satisfaction.

21.01.2025 16:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What do you mean? Everything they do seems logical and natural. And coming from a place of love and empathy. I assume by cult, you mean the National Park Service.

21.01.2025 16:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That is Oobi in repose.

21.01.2025 16:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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