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Denny Carter

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I write for BadFaithTimes.com. Football knower, writer, analyzer, podcaster. Enjoyer of chickpeas and Bowie. Millennials are the Greatest Generation.

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A win probability model is used to determine the price of the next drive.

07.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

lol

07.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are all wives now

06.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Low key that’s the reason rizzler

06.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I’ve been brutally GUINNESSMOGGED

06.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

We have exactly two cold beers in the house. I’ve been brutally BEERMOGGED. My cortisol is spiking.

06.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

My cortisol is spiking

06.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No. I’ve checked.

06.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

06.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Count me skeptical Mike

06.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a good point

06.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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POV you’re a wife

06.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

Guitar George knows all the chords? Every single one? Are you sure??

06.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 2
A screenshot from Fox News of a β€œcollege sports roundtable” showing Mike Johnson and Donald Trump sitting next to each other with Trump looking over at him

A screenshot from Fox News of a β€œcollege sports roundtable” showing Mike Johnson and Donald Trump sitting next to each other with Trump looking over at him

mr president please bring back ground and pound football sir thakn you for spending your day on this sir

06.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

Musk in particular created a sort of permission structure in 2023-24 for a lot of otherwise disengaged young guys to say shit like β€œdiversity is not a strength” and engage in white power messaging. It worked.

06.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Woke is cool again. I think that’s what it comes down to.

06.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s on me

06.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was a make work program for the Carrol family

06.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It matters!

06.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just paid $55 to fill up the family van *with* a 73 cent per gallon grocery point discount. It’s fine. We’re fine.

06.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 2

This might be right based solely on the fact that Geno Smith can see over his offensive linemen.

06.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I won’t. I’m scared.

06.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Check’s in the mail

06.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

a lot of media bigwigs openly admitted trump was better for business than biden.....

06.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds kinda crazy considering how bad last year went for Geno but the spreadsheets insist he wasn't all that bad. He ranked 21st out of 41 QBs in completion rate over expected (better than Mahomes).

He was 7th in on-target rate (71 percent).

06.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

Two in ten Americans in February said bolstering diversity in the US makes the country a "worse place to live." Nearly 7 in 10 self-identified independents said increasing diversity would make the US a better place or would not make much difference.

06.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The year is 2033. You make micropayments per offensive drive to watch a football game. An on-screen scoreboard is extra.

06.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 6
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 10275 πŸ” 1895 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 120

crazy. how did they get there.

06.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah you’re right. Thanks.

06.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0