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The world is terrible, but my hair is AMAZING today.
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Me!
The world is terrible, but my hair is AMAZING today.
A dude in Texas who makes bomb shelters for nuclear war has seen his business skyrocket this week.
Recent clients include 2 Trump admin members, and the rest were almost all “Christian, conservative CEOs,” which included “several of the wealthiest men on the planet."
www.rawstory.com/iran-war/
izzy keycap clicker toy
So they’re going with a worse guy. And oil is now $120 a barrel, which means Putin is making a fortune due to Trump lifting the sanctions. Cool.
www.clickondetroit.com/news/world/2...
It should NOT be this warm here.
www.fox2detroit.com/weather/sout...
It’s Always Sunny poster, Lovenstein art, Izzy & Buttons art
The back of my bedroom door has been restored to its glory.
Bacon Pancakes Jake Funko figure
Bacon Pancakes Jake Funko figure
I don’t buy Funko figures very much anymore because they are stupidly expensive, but I needed Bacon Pancakes Jake from Adventure Time.
#adventuretime
I also love this one.
Tweet from Paula Scanlan that reads, "the number of people I still see wearing face masks in the year 2026 is genuinely concerning" Tweet from Jerome Adams that reads, "Why do you care? Honestly asking. I thought the original mantra was “to each their own.” It sounds like you’re wanting to impose your priorities/belief systems on others while saying they shouldn’t impose theirs on you? What am I missing? Also, beyond Covid – many people have found wearing a mask, has lowered their allergy symptoms- and pollen counts are rising this time of year. And Asian cultures have worn masks for years – are you bothered by Asians? Again honestly asking. 🤷🏽♂️"
Appreciate former Sugreon General Jerome Adams pushing back on anti-mask sentiment on Twitter/X
Could he have broken a nail?
Teddy managed to snap an already broken nail off yesterday, which scared both of us, but apparently the new one was already grown underneath. I was so worried he was going to be a bloody mess.
Me 2008
Moved some stuff around and found my original badge from 2008. Look at 29 year old me
![Scene is a suburban street. A green RANGE ROVER is parked on the kerb. We see two men approach it. We'll call them MAN 1 and MAN 2.
MAN 1 [showing Man 2 the Range Rover]
So yeah here it is
59,000 on the clock
Nice racing green
MAN 2:
Looks lovely
MAN 1:
It's got the heated seats, auto headlights
[Man 2 looks in the front seat]
MAN 2:
Really nice
[man 2 now opening the back door]
MAN 1:
Reverse camera, air quality sensor
Leather upgrade -
MAN 2:
What's that?
MAN 1:
What
MAN 2:
There's something on the back seat there
[we now see what he is looking at on the back seat. it is the tiny, shrivelled, calcified form of ANDREW MOUNTBATTEN WINDSOR, claw-like hands laced, his tiny body all grey, his hunted eyes glowing red]
MAN 1:
I can't see anything.
MAN 2:
You've got Andrew Mountbatten Windsor
MAN 1:
That's just light wear
MAN 2:
It's not light wear mate, it's the former Prince
It's completely ingrained in the leather
[he scratches disdainfully at the melted form of the royal wraith]
MAN 2:
Is this why you didn't show the back seat on the listing?
MAN 1:
It's a design feature.
MAN 2:
I've come down from Suffolk mate.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreicp2ey2ih3oqtfrrxsytjfltehzho25i4zaeqs46tf4iwm7v5yrsm)
Scene is a suburban street. A green RANGE ROVER is parked on the kerb. We see two men approach it. We'll call them MAN 1 and MAN 2. MAN 1 [showing Man 2 the Range Rover] So yeah here it is 59,000 on the clock Nice racing green MAN 2: Looks lovely MAN 1: It's got the heated seats, auto headlights [Man 2 looks in the front seat] MAN 2: Really nice [man 2 now opening the back door] MAN 1: Reverse camera, air quality sensor Leather upgrade - MAN 2: What's that? MAN 1: What MAN 2: There's something on the back seat there [we now see what he is looking at on the back seat. it is the tiny, shrivelled, calcified form of ANDREW MOUNTBATTEN WINDSOR, claw-like hands laced, his tiny body all grey, his hunted eyes glowing red] MAN 1: I can't see anything. MAN 2: You've got Andrew Mountbatten Windsor MAN 1: That's just light wear MAN 2: It's not light wear mate, it's the former Prince It's completely ingrained in the leather [he scratches disdainfully at the melted form of the royal wraith] MAN 2: Is this why you didn't show the back seat on the listing? MAN 1: It's a design feature. MAN 2: I've come down from Suffolk mate. [Ends]
When I first started out as a journalist I thought it paid to have a background in US history when covering America. Then I thought it would probably be better to be a constitutional lawyer with expertise in jurisprudence. Now I think it would be useful to be a psychiatrist.
#MadmanTrump is still gleefully kissing Putin's arse while Putin tells Iran where to target our military. Republicans are watching the devastation and death and doing nothing. And Zelenskyy is between a rock and a hard place in all of this. Ugh.
@jayinkyiv.bsky.social
Sarumon at the cuck orb
we love transformative works in this fandom, so here's one more:
for every $10 donated to the craft fair shipping fund, you can get a raffle entry to win AN AMIGURUMI GOOFY CHICKEN (wip pictured)
just donate to the OFOF kofi, then submit your receipt/confirmation here: forms.gle/P7Jin8oX2BCs...
Taking a minute to relax and am joined by the grumpy old lady.
One of my favorite things I’ve worked on over the past few years.
I think he needs a bride.
Cat boxes cleaned.
Laundry in dryer.
Remembered to wash my spring coat as it is going to be in the 70s for the next few days.
Returned bottles.
Got lunch.
Renewed license plate tab ($175, ugh).
Topped off gas tank.
Took down holiday cards. Put posters back up.
terrible 😒 all of these stories are VERY bad
Teddy says “hey’.
So, if the US government knows Putin is giving information about US troops to Iran, why did the President lift the sanctions on Russian oil to sell to India? Oh right, Trump likes to help his boss
Thank you to all the people who are good at talking about random things for hours.
You know, if the economy didn’t suck so much, I could totally sell a ton of things on Facebook marketplace to make the money I need to cover stuff.
Shrek has been modded into ‘Resident Evil Requiem’ 🧟♂️
