Kimster

I can do a pretty good impression of a lawn sprinkler. I share too much

*werner herzog voice* you have your light evenings now but the mornings are darker than ever

I meant for my neuropathy.Not neuralgia 🤷🏻‍♀️
I’m sorry it doesn’t help with your pain.

It’s the best medicine for my neuralgia.

If you’re trying to be evil but you’re mediocre at it are you mid evil?

Vulture capitalist.

I took all the desire in my soul for romance and tossed it into the compost. I am filling that void with crafting and conspiracies

God gives his most pedantic replies to his most patient posters

WIFE: he calls blueberries “bloobs”

DIVORCE LAWYER: my god

I DIDN'T EVEN FUCK AROUND WHY AM I FINDING OUT ~Philosophical Raccoon

What's your sign?

Congrats!🎈🎉🍾

Oh. As soon as I posted this, I checked my email and there was a job offer!

Yay! Dream job activated.

This is going to be a blast.

I would simply befriend Godzilla by swatting seagulls away from his dorsal plates

It's like this guy can see my childhood dreams...

So pretty 💚

I’m probably going to make tincture first, then infuse butter, then oil. I’ll be able to make anything.

Thanks for the explanation

😂😂😂

You have no idea lol

It would be the same in my house. Mainly because I’m people and I have a massive sweet tooth.

Yes, lawd, yes!

Overhead shot of several pots with a few pipevine leaves stacked on same framing but now there are many happy Lily pad shaped pipevine leaves with pale green patterns like lichtenberg figures or snake skin

Pipevine Jan 8th vs Mar 8th

Hilarious. I watched the whole thing and I’m glad I did, for the realism 😂

Action Movies Make Absolutely No Sense | Kyle Kinane YouTube video by Spotlight by Laugh Society

Kyle's one of the funniest people ever, but his version of Fast and Furious sounds 100% better than the actual franchise.

Too much strawberry milk for breakfast, gonna hurl into the hoodie of the kid sitting in front of me

more like jury doody amirite

haven't talked about it this year because of my kidney stone BS...but RIP Junior Samples 02/24-2024

I just got back from Walmart where I bought canning jars, because I need to decarb some marijuana, so I can put it in butter. I got a new infusion machine and I’m excited about it.

if we could just get the politics out of politics