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Nick Hurwitch

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Screenwriter and author. SUNDOWN / JUMPMAN / SO YOU CREATED A WORMHOLE / others. Nick-of-all-trades at @iam8bit.com. Rep: Joe Cavalier @ Heroes and Villains.

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Hamnet and Sentimental Value are the same movie. I'll be taking no further questions at this time.

07.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The surfing one is low-key addictive when you get the hang of it.

Keita's game is a must.

My son was hooked on the ninja game for a bit.

I admittedly haven't played anything new from the last couple of years.

06.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FabregΓ©s don't make themselves

05.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fetterman might be biggest political grifter of the decade and Donald Trump is President

05.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that's what happens when you let a chicken fry your rice

05.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

After Mullin it over, Trump says Kristi Noem more

yeah this isn't even fun

05.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ours left the nest last week!

27.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I told them -- it's very unfair -- I told them, "Put me in the wax bath from the movie WANTED." James (enunciating) Mac-A-Voy. Angelina Jolie, her father's a good friend, great man. I said, "Put me in the wax bath. They said it doesn't exist. Another Biden hoax.

27.02.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's good for absolutely no one except the C-suite. Tired of this shit.

26.02.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
guy standing to speak up in court meme

guy standing to speak up in court meme

Warner Bros. shouldn't be sold at all.

26.02.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The way I would bully Kash Patel out of my gold medal locker room celebration.

24.02.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so in the bag for my algorithm

23.02.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Irritated that conservative ideology has forced me to root for Americans (individuals) at the Olympics, not America (nation) which feels like conservative ideology.

22.02.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The dream is collapsing.

22.02.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you enjoy oscillating wildly between "It's pretty much over for me" and "I'm just getting started"? Being in Your 40s might be right for you.

20.02.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

IT OBSCURES MY VISION

19.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Need to figure out when I want to cry today so I can finish reading this book.

19.02.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the parts of it I enjoy only made me more mad. Still one of the greatest trailers I've ever seen. But then... but then...

18.02.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's such a stupid fucking movie. I remember sitting with my friends after and we could not exhaust the list of dumb shit we remembered.

18.02.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Considered a lot of possibilities here, but the answer is PROMETHEUS.

18.02.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe "fucking rules" is hyperbolic, but I loved the epic scale of it (in the classic sense, not the modern slang way). I also loved that he didn't just try to do Fury Road again. I can see how that would feel like a bait and switch but it worked for me.

18.02.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT? Furiosa fucking rules.

18.02.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Studios that do not buy my screenplays could be 'left behind,' says Nick Hurwitch

18.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Fighting back works.

18.02.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Link happily pointing to the grave of the grave meme.

Link happily pointing to the grave of the grave meme.

18.02.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Taking a sick day so I'm doing the only reasonable thing and watching HEAT for the first time.

17.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait the All-Star game is... fun?

15.02.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's surprising that Texas isn't known for its winters because 80% of Winter Olympic events seem like they were invented with the words, "Let's see how fast the sumbitch can go."

15.02.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

4. Having a tailor.

15.02.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

11.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 40536 πŸ” 13811 πŸ’¬ 1373 πŸ“Œ 892