patrick platypus

just me big cock sticking out at about 1030 on the clock

oh hey what’s up

it’s fine? I never really understood it. like, I’m not hanging around in it, but it’s breezy

standing with a white robe on and lo, it’s open in the front with my big cock sticking out

never actually wore a hotel robe before

it’s me named in front of a… wait, no, not naked. there’s socks. almost naked. anyway, big cock hanging out and summer body coming along, with a nice little glow

it’s been a minute #fcf

good news: we had fun last night

tickets were sold on Eventbrite

turning heads and spreading legs is the goal! 🖤

yo it’s your boy patrick the platypus and he’s got on black combat boots, chain harness, leather arm bands, and a black cock ring around the base of his fat cock (ignore the streaks on the mirror)

oh we’re gonna have fun tonight

sexted a boy “can’t wait to stuff you with my bug cock” kill me now

so I was fucking a guy in a bathroom at a party last night during the time change, came out, checked watch, and thought “wow I didn’t realize we were going at it that long”

hey hole

naked me again, my thick full cock pointing straight right and my hips rotated slightly outward, clearly in a hotel room with a bed in back and odd Babylonian artwork on the wall

still enjoying this hotel room

isn’t it?? I do love it

it’s my thick ass with a good tan line

oh look a hotel mirror for hump day

hey it’s me naked again and I’m standing in front of a unmade white bed with my big dick hanging to the right (my left) and my arms are held up for some reason; my weight is on my left foot too

we’re in a hotel room and I’m cheering

it’s my fat erect cock again, photo from above, but this time I’ve got light blue jeans and a black T-shirt on

amazing what a bit of sunlight can do

sitting at my desk, I’m turned toward the camera fully naked with my thick dick hard and upright, my left hand nestled at its base

finding it hard to concentrate on weekend work

“it’s an underwear birthday party, it’s gonna be chill and not an orgy”

fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice… you’re not gonna fool me again

sexting before 7am is like, bruh, I’m bricked up but I need my coffee first to think of more inventive ways to say “I want to fuck you”

you’re not gonna believe this, but it’s just me standing—a little oddly with my weight on my left leg and my right arm hanging a bit back—and I’ve got the morning light gently highlighting my midsection. but it’s Friday, which means my fat cock is out, erect, and hanging a bit down from its weight

morning view #fcf

get it quick it’s getting cold and frozen

as is a platypus tradition, it’s a Fat Cock Friday post of my fat cock—but this one’s a closeup of the beast, with a dewy drip of precum dangling off the tip

if I were outside this might be frozen…

…would it be frozen?

hey google what is the freezing point of precum

anyway merry #fcf

boy it sure is handy sometimes to precum so much I don’t need lube

open wide ahhhhhhh

a photo of my thick erect cock, which I’m gripping at the base with my right hand

now where should this go #fcf

me naked standing in a bathroom with my right hand at the base of my thick cock

showing my meat to prove I’m not a bot

if anything there’s more cum because I’m bored

naked man (not actually a platypus, but me) standing in front of a white bed, arms at side and thick, stiff cock pointing about 30 degrees to the viewers right

sure it’s #fcf but it’s also the beginning of Dry January

let’s see what you can do