09.03.2026 19:17
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Here’s the thing that makes this extra stupid: none of these fuckers are poor. Buy another pair of the same shoes that fit if you want to be so sycophantic. But wearing a pair that doesn’t fit? How the fuck does that make any goddamn sense?
Shy twinks standing on one side of the room at the orgy:
Not really, but I briefly considered it @willowwrestles.bsky.social
Tweet from Willow Nightingale saying “Just got ordained to marry people so if that’s something you’re into, yeah I gotchu I guess”
Divorcing my wife tomorrow just to take advantage of this:
A screenshot of The Void appearing on Last Week Tonight next to John Oliver
The father of the void from Last Week Tonight
🎶 HOW FAR TO PARADISE? 🎶
Dope game
Dope OVA/Anime (both)
Dope screenshot
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon
Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman
Mustard
Sanguinus Wenis
Wrestling’s the same way, shows got an hour longer, PPVs happen more frequently.
It’s killing MTG right now because before a new set hits the shelves, they’re already previewing cards from the NEXT set to build hype for that.
All to maximize “shareholder value”.
Cross multiple entertainment venues, there’s just a push for more and more regardless of quality. More PPVs, more trading card set releases, more dlc packs for video games. Each one becomes less and less attractive when there’s no quality in any individual one.
Happy international women’s day!
:squish:
Someone’s very specific kink
last night I fell asleep with the Zelda: Ocarina of Time shop theme stuck in my head and this morning I woke up with the same song stuck in my head so I made this
Mallport
BIG day
Sisko had a similar situation but with baseball
youtube auto translate is rough, but parsable
Not a jingle, but I can’t believe there are two car dealer franchises around me named Koons and Sheehy
I think both their ads should be beeped tbh.
If anyone doesn’t see how 🍊learned about aura, character, and bombast from Vince McMahon and how that helped him get elected, they’re blind.
Cribbing Justin Robert Young:
“The only thing that matters for politicians is that on Election Day you get more people to pull your lever than the other guy’s.”
Sean Duffy seeing trans people dress up to fly and cis people still wearing pajamas like:
“Wait, not like that…”
Simpsons tv salesman pitching bare minimum features on the tv.
