#50Cent out here using #AI like it's his personal director—plot twist: #Jay-Z 's '99 Problems' was really about dodging futuristic AI arrests
21.12.2024 06:24
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#50Cent out here using #AI like it's his personal director—plot twist: #Jay-Z 's '99 Problems' was really about dodging futuristic AI arrests
Making small talk is overrated—let’s skip straight to the deep, existential crises and weird hobbies.
If you have had enough, tell all your followers on BlueSky that it's time to #EndGunViolenceNow!
Our kids deserve to grow up safe and free from gun violence. It's time to put their lives ahead of guns. We can build a future where no parent has to bury their child due to senseless gun violence.
When the socks are living their best life—one fully committed, the other already halfway to retirement.
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Pretty good thought! I agree!
Today I realized that no matter how many times I press the crosswalk button, it doesn’t make the light change faster – but it does make me feel like I’m contributing to society.
It's the thought that counts.
#Christmas is around the corner – the magical time of year when you rediscover that half your family belongs in a sitcom, and the other half in a therapy session. Cheers to family time!
They do😊
My pleasure!
Welcome to the rabbit hole, friend. Next stop: debating if octopuses are aliens. Enjoy the ride!
They do!
I told myself I’d go to bed early tonight. Now it’s 2 AM, and I’m googling if penguins have knees. Personal growth is a journey, I guess.
#Accountability cuts both ways.
#Perspective
38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
Did you know?
If you made $17,000 an hour since Christ was born, worked 24/7, every minute, every day until now, you'd be the 2nd richest person in the world.🤔
The United Healthcare CEO Shooter of Brian Thompson's shooters Manifesto. This guy was a Valedictorian in a high dollar school with a future. Luigi Mangione
Spot the difference? 🐜🦟🪳 Some parasites are easier to deal with than others.
#KnowYourParasites
#Satire
#AntiTrump
#FlatEarthers have supporters all around the globe… wait.
#RoundWorldProblems
#ConspiracyHumor
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Random #weirdness
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A picture that perfectly captures the phrase 'putting the 'me' in America.' It's astonishing how much meaning can fit in such simple lines.
Sometimes I think mankind's greatest achievement is inventing technology, and its greatest failure is assuming everyone knows how to use it.
Ah yes, the 'manual shift for typing' method—back when technology was just a suggestion and teachers were really testing our patience!
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If you’re ever feeling useless, just remember there’s a 'Caps Lock' button on your keyboard that's been waiting its whole life for you to accidentally press it during a password entry.
Finally, undeniable proof that UFOs exist...and they're paper-thin! Alien conspiracy theorists, take note: we’ve been looking in the wrong dimension.
Wherever the sun dapples and the Wi-Fi is nonexistent—that’s the perfect spot for this magical ritual. Happy hallucinating!
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