simp city 3000

I don’t want to share a country with the 53% of Survivor viewers who voted to not give the tribes rice to start

This is somehow even dumber than the '100 trees are somehow more important than making sure the Lower East Side doesn't flood again' fight we had for A DECADE.

- Every resident has a right-of-return to the new complex and is guaranteed an apartment
- The provision of ~2000 *new units* of PUBLIC housing is being financed by market rate development, so the city pays nothing.
- And it'll have a revenue stream so it doesn't fall apart again.

An entirely unserious position from Schlossberg:
- There is no funding available to fix these complexes via Section 9, which is why they're in the state they are in.
- These buildings are nearly a century old and in terrible condition.
- Rebuilding is actually *cheaper* than repair

good god no

a paper kiss

It’s time to make this website talk exclusively about lifting

The reality of Platner (which I wish his supporters would acknowledge) is that the best case scenario is that he's deeply stupid

my mock trial teens had a mandatory sunset break during their trial for kids to break fast. woke 2 rules, we are going to win, etc, etc

my son is 4 too

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well this is extremely cute

seems annoying, unhelpful, and unimaginative to insist over and over better things aren't possible and I find it really weird from a thinker who generally seems to want people to think better things *are* possible

dogs of America rise up, now is the time

you gotta hand it to NYT on this one

okay but it is kind of wild how back in the day some of our great thinkers and artists were fascists and right wing and now every right wing person is just like, a complete dumb dumb devoid of any taste or artistry.

for a while another kindergarten mom took me to her place and watched me and my friend and her own kid but she kicked me out for throwing Barbies

less than 3 hours after I dropped him off, I have to go back to get the big kid. I can't believe my mom did this for an entire year shuttling me back and forth in the middle of the day for half day kindergarten. utter madness.

I don't need someone to tell me, it is evident from his actions

beautiful. but not the boys.

one of my friends in law school was a straight through and she didn’t even know what she wanted to do with her law degree. I was like girl get out of here, you’re 23. don’t give all this money and time when you don’t know why you’re doing it.

shan't

what kind of breakfast are we talking about

I simply do not have that dog in me today. if anyone finds that dog, please return.

lawyer; cheat on grandma

Again and again when one was too many

I’m a simple girl, I want the woman to win Jeopardy

sick (laudatory)

Nothing reveals just what a fundamentally unserious bunch of wreckers NIMBYs are than when they fight to keep parking lots from being developed in Manhattan of all places