load-bearing wokeness

Huckleberry the cat sits in his new bed

#caturday ❤️🐈‍⬛

@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

Streaming is not believing, believing is streaming.
HeartsDesires. FINALLY.
The new single by DJSTTDJ.
Out now on all good, bad and truly evil streaming platforms.

soooooooo fucking good

athena packing her suitcase for this challenge #dragrace

Consuming myself with paranoia, as a bit

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

this image is my plan for health care in america

need this needle pointed asap

this is what shakespeare tried to accomplish with his writing but could never figure out in his entire lifetime

Three back-to-back hour long teams calls, homophobia is alive and well in Tr*mp’s America

working?? on a friday? while GAY?

in life everything is either a banger or it isnt

not quite the same but being a great tipper fast tracked me to being a regular at Waffle House in college, which I highly recommend

Heather Gay overproducing RHOSLC:

"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' withtout the fear of getting cancelled... its a new dawn"

We should never ever forget why they did it

Like even the most charitable viewpoint is that he does not have the sound judgment or thoughtfulness necessary to be a good elected official

Even in a vacuum he’s a dumbass that should not be near levers of power tbh

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

If you took $1 billion and gave it to the endowment of a different small college each day, they could each provide a free college education to several hundred students per year in perpetuity. Instead we are using that money to bomb schools and kill students in Iran, for no clearly stated purpose.

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

what tf is a tate mccrae, some kind of midwestern potato dish?

Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything

hot girls want to abolish the United States Senate

you don't know me

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Quick reminder that everyone already knows her replacement will be as vile and dead inside as she is. It's ok to just...savor these moments. Let yourself have it. Let everyone have it. This is joy, and it doesn't last long. Don't make it shorter.

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. kristi noem is doing a live speech right now and doesn't know she was fired. 🚨

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED