jugs judy

babe i don’t know you but i knew you were a pisces (very complimentary)

i got heart burn once and it was so bad that i reconstituted my gut biome????? does that sound real?? and now the bugs need heat

“hot honey” needs to be hotter

i’m also substituting for other less nutritious sweets. highly recommend for berry fiends when we’re out of season.

gonna start telling people my lips are stained with wine and not the truth: that several evenings a week i eat a ton of frozen berries and walnuts and call it “going bear mode” because im convinced enough omega 3s and antioxidants will fix me.

way less lol it’s a disgusting day

i’m doing the shamrock run next weekend so i can show what 5 miles / 12 beers / 12 tacos looks like. it’s not pretty.

I don’t think I know Cher well enough, but Keke Palmer is so versatile

running is a non-issue. drinking 24 beers in 24 hours has to be a legit nightmare. you’re gonna be getting hungover while still drinking.

i think it’s sneaky hard. you’re gonna start getting hungover.

you can stop being a loser any dang time

i think it’s unfair to say MAGA folks can never change. i was the valedictorian of my DARE program in fifth grade.

or on the other hand claiming to be a "proud product of the public schools." like, a kid didn't decide that! it's a neutral fact that provides some information about a person's upbringing.

a man says just cause you don t like ALT: a man says just cause you don t like

i can say whatever the hell i want

i have a new life in which i'm not a bureaucrat so i can get back to my true calling: posting 😎

it's not the struggle olympics, but i wonder why and how "working middle class-plus building generational wealth" claims a lot of space and aggressively class positions. a stray thought, an incomplete one at that.

i grew up actually poor and i still struggle with money, and i tie so much shame to my childhood poverty that i am slow to identify and speak up about that background, but i hear *loud* class consciousness from people who maybe have felt less consistent shame around money/poverty.

i would rather you just tell me in concrete terms what you're concerned about. i don't want nepo babies but i also don't want multi-generational working class cred claims. you see it everywhere when you look.

i'm so tired of people in buffalo who are striving for office using a "blue-collar union household" origin story as proof of their knowledge and experience with socio-economic instability. it's usually someone whose parents were well connected in a public sector union. cheap narrative.

AI slop photos are threatening my sense of whimsy. I want this pic of a truck stop cashier with a giant raccoon to be real, but I’ve been burned before. REAL GIANT RACCOONS ONLY.

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

have you ever had to throw out a potato because it turned green, wrinkled and grew a bunch of disgusting sprouts? anyway i just saw jd vance at the olympics opening ceremony

😡 not today

i’m going to riot if it doesn’t warm up

i’ve been up for 21 hours but i am just spiraling like a cinnamon roll 🌀🌀🌀🌀

it’s kind of a test run! maybe it will become an annual tradition (maybe not)

i was up til 2 am, 3 am making a slide deck lol. i’ve been law school tired all day.

leading my walking tour about the tewksbury disaster tonight! on its 67th anniversary! lmk if that interests you

i’m posting to remove the thought from my brain, where it goes after that is really none of my business tbh