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Getting on. Well, getting by. From the West Midlands. Now in London's least fashionable borough.

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Only became aware of blackcaps last year in the local woods thanks to the Merlin app. They've got quite an impressive songbook 🎡

08.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy **th birthday!

05.03.2026 08:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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He knew.

03.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know if a front or back row seat is the best/worst option.

03.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe another antidepressant would work for you? I think it can be a bit hit and miss and doctors are playing a guessing game a lot of the time.

03.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was on the lowest dose during menopause and thought "maybe it'll help with social anxiety symptoms". After a month I realised I'd made a mistake. Tapered off as per instructions and had horrible dizziness and nausea. Still have occasional dizziness that I think was triggered by Sertraline.

03.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*namedropping #IhopeOscarBarnettisntonBlueskyitsunlikely

02.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There was once a huge gathering at the end of school because Oscar Barnett was having a fight with some other lad. I was getting a lift home from my uncle with my cousin. My uncle waded in and stopped it! Oscar broke some of the lad's ribs and it got in the local paper.*

02.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In 1975 WAR was declared between Kingsmead (my school) and Blake (the hard knocks). Going home one day some Blake girls walked past me and one of them said "Do you want a scrap?" "No" I replied. That was that. #Facebookmemories

02.03.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I suppose that column is being drafted. "You don't appease a bully. Now is the time for stoicism: remember our forefathers." Written by a bloke who had a meltdown because a delivery driver seemed a bit grumpy in an exchange with him, so he penned a column about it.

01.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Angry looking red cloud behind some trees and houses at sunset.  A trail next to it looks like rocket fumes coming out of the back.

Angry looking red cloud behind some trees and houses at sunset. A trail next to it looks like rocket fumes coming out of the back.

Sky at sunset with the same angry red cloud rocketing through space , alleged chem trails and some little fluffy pink cloudsℒ️

Sky at sunset with the same angry red cloud rocketing through space , alleged chem trails and some little fluffy pink cloudsℒ️

Aggressive looking red cloud, full of evil intent, accompanied by chem trails. Probably a sign of Armageddon.

28.02.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I've picked up some strange things in charity shops over the years. Had a near miss with a coat which I thought had a very unusual 1960s cut. Looked at the label and it was part of an old postal worker's uniform!

28.02.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was really just a collarless woman's shirt. Possibly based on the sort of thing a grandad from the 1900s might have worn but more fitted. Definitely not a t-shirt.

28.02.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Love this song. It's like a Brian Rix farce.

28.02.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There was a trend for stripy grandad shirts for girls at the time and I got the mickey taken out of me because I was one of the least cool kids in my class. The choice in those days was limited to snug fit really. Grateful that has changed.

28.02.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. Someone actually read it!

28.02.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a Brutus grandad shirt in 1976. Didn't have the Brutus jeans and generally had cheap designer rip offs. Good job nobody cared about that kind of thing in the 197Os.

28.02.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want to belittle men who feel self conscious about hair loss but if he felt it was necessary to wear a wig I'm sure he could have chosen a more convincing one. Also, he is a complete arsehole.

27.02.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why not ring the changes with this very natural looking hairpiece? 100% Bri-nylon. Machine wash and tumble dry on a low setting πŸ‘

27.02.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Before he started to wear a hairpiece too? Difficult to tell πŸ€”

27.02.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw Matthew Goodwin in person the other day, and he’s revolting. I mean it. I’m so relieved we don’t have those hateful bastards in this seat, there’s more than enough hate for them to thrive on alone, but I will never forgive Labour for doing their utmost to make that an even bigger threat.

27.02.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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After spending 2 hours clearing rubbish up,found this in my clean lay-by today 🀬😑😭absolutely heartbroken 😒 why ? 😭

26.02.2026 09:21 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0
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Temminck’s Lark (Eremophila bilopha) is a small desert-dwelling bird distinguished by the male’s bold facial pattern and short, horn-like feather tufts. It inhabits sandy and stony desert regions across North Africa and parts of the Middle East.
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26.02.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 195 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 14

I have a nap but maybe I need to get out of that habit. Woke up early this morning. Had a mug of sleepy tea, watched some TV. Went back to bed after an hour feeling quite tired. Was just dropping off when a workman next door started hammering outside for about 15 minutes. "πŸ”¨πŸ”¨πŸ”¨πŸ”ŠπŸ”ŠπŸ”Š"

26.02.2026 09:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I drink at weekends which messes up my sleep even more. Not capable of having lie ins no matter how late I stay up.

25.02.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've had sleepy tea and magnesium for some time now and can't tell if they're helping or not. The idea of 7/8 solid hours of sleep seems beyond me. Still, 'appen you're a long time dead. Plenty of time for sleep then.

25.02.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus, sounds awful. Hope you are sorted out ASAP

25.02.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've heard good things about weighted blankets. I've tried relaxation techniques but I just can't get "in the zone" (😬 sorry, such a cringe inducing phrase). Same with meditation, I don't have the patience!

25.02.2026 11:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've always had sleep problems which peaked in my early twenties, settled a bit for decades then started to get worse during the menopause. Could be a cortisol thing we old 'uns get. Who knows?

25.02.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could certainly do with less light in the room but it's not feasible at the moment. I've tried wearing an eye mask but I was too aware of it. Haven't tried imagining being held captive. A sort of reverse logic - the kind of thing that would wake me up in a state of panic if I dreamt about it.

25.02.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0