Parsley

Also: the glasses stay ON while you jerk off onto her face, no exceptions

Thinking about so many guys lining up to have a turn with her mouth that she has to start taking multiples at once

The economic effects of this are going to hurt the US economy and their chances of getting reelected. There's no logic behind this other than "our society has gotten too feminine, we need to do something masculine to correct that."

Even if you're looking at the war from the perspective of an American imperialist, or a cynical political operative, it doesn't make sense. Bombing Iran and killing its leaders isn't going to result in regime change or change Iranian policy in a way more amenable to US interests.

See also the way the Trump administration always frames diplomacy as "making a deal." Because diplomacy is feminine, but business is masculine, so framing diplomacy like a business deal makes it okay.

The whole thing just defies all logic. It's just violence for the sake of violence. These people are hopped up on the cult of toxic masculinity, and think war is the answer because diplomacy is feminine and war is masculine.

I used to call this guy "Paardvark" before giving him a proper name more recently.

Back in the early Zootopia threads on 4chan /co/ in 2016, there was briefly a fad of rolling a random animal to be your "zoosona" (some of them were trying to pretend they weren't furries at that point). I rolled an aardvark and have stuck with that since then.

Ref sheet for Louis, the Aardvark. This one is purple and shows naughty bits.

Ref sheet for Louis, the Aardvark. This one is grey and shows naughty bits.

And, of course, the nsfw version.

Ref sheet for Louis, the Aardvark, showing several poses. He's purple in this one.

Ref sheet for Louis, the Aardvark, showing several poses. He's grey in this one, like a real aardvark.

Ref sheet for my sona, Louis, made by @tgweaver.bsky.social. He's got two color schemes depending on what sort of setting he's being placed into, purple for toonier settings and grey for more "grounded" settings.

That's incredible! Congratulations!

One toriel always tells the truth, and one toriel only lies.

Not really a celebration but her giving a press conference immediately after getting fired where she was apparently unaware she had been fired was pretty funny

Maggie says she gives her coworkers blowjobs to make Mondays more bearable for them, but she actually does it to make Mondays more bearable for herself

Her enthusiasm is contagious

This one is iconic

Which itself is kind of enshittified, because a couple years ago most fast food apps had really generous deals like "get free fries with an order of $5 or more" or "buy 1 burger get 1 free" and now all the deals you get in the app are like "get 1 free fries after spending the equivalent of $50"

They don't care about the in-restaurant experience, they all expect and want you to order ahead with an app so they can get your info

Holy shit new character

Accidentally preventing your own birth cause your ancestors keep fucking your other ancestors' fat titties instead of procreating

The worst part about getting old is Becoming Important At Work

There's a doodle in the margin of her Algebra I notes of a three-way kiss between them

The way people treat service workers is weird. There's a travel youtuber I watch sometimes who mentions hotel staff being rude to him

I don't travel a TON but I have never had a bad experience with a hospitality worker, I'm starting to think there might be some other common factor with this guy

Thanks for the stream! I missed most of it cause of work but that's not usually a problem on Saturdays. I'm looking forward to more!

The fuckin emoticon in a speech bubble is sublime

This is the ideal thing to do with furry butts

I love this side of Maggie

being like the third or fourth guy in line to do that

That'd be really cool! Are you interested in streaming like, drawing, or games, or what?

People really don't talk about frotting enough. It should be considered one of the Main Things two people with penises can do to have sex, but in popular imagination it's relegated to foreplay.