JB

SWEET FUCK I DID IT. CLASSIC MODE ON VERY HARD, 2-STOCK, NO CONTINUES. KIRBY THE GOAT AGAIN! Swallow SD shenanigans thrive again! We made a ton of progress!

I'll be doing the rest of the Vs Mode achievements off-screen...do you *really* want to sit for hours while watching me SD for hours on end?

JB giving the thumb's up

Hi, I now have every character in Smash Bros Melee! I'm back and doing more achievement clean-up on Classic Mode and Event Matches tonight! Come hang out!

twitch.tv/jb_retro

I have every character! I also got 3 Past Stages from doing the entirety of Multi-Man Melee (even 5 KOs in Cruel Melee), Target Test, and Home-Run Contest! I got quite a bit done, but man does doing modes with every character turn into a grind-fest!

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This changes everything.

Mewtwo's Challenger Approaching screen in Super Smash Bros. Melee

Hi! I'm back with more Super Smash Bros Melee! I put in 20 hours of ingame time on Vs Mode and got this mysterious character we can get tonight! Who could it possibly be? (It's...it's Mewtwo...)

twitch.tv/jb_retro

I pull my punches a LOT when it comes to the intrusive thoughts lol. I think the problem is I let resentment build up and I sound like a total donkey when I finally "address" something and tell the person to piss off.

JB's top 9 games on my9games.com (Yoshi's Island, Final Fantasy 9, Pokemon Platinum, Super Mario 64, Kirby Super Star Ultra, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, and Mega Man X)

Obviously it's difficult for me to pick just 9 games. But I think these take the cake for me. (also wtf, this site doesn't have Crash Bandicoot 2 on it.)

my9games.com

One day, when I'm an old man, I'm going to look back and wish I told more people to kiss my entire butthole.

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*me brainrotting in bed while my 4-player Melee match is up so I can get the requirements to unlock Mewtwo by Saturday*

Without changing your trousers from the first time? Too uncomfortable for me lol

Best thing I've done in a long time is actually work around my work schedule. I save my days I go live for the weekend when I don't have the stress of work on the back of my mind. I feel so refreshed and enjoy my time much more during the weekend because of this!

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Me while seeing this.

Straighten your posture.

Loosen your jaw.

Take a deep breath.

Shit yourself.

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No, sleeping more

"I WON AN AWARD!"

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Yoshi :3

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Wrong, I sleep exactly like the PS2 disc error screen sound.

leave bluesky for an hour and let your followers reply to this tweet with anything you want. it can be a message for you, a question, a meme and then come back to see what you have got.

More like 8 hours, I'm going to bed. G'night and I'll see this here soon!

Lose their "We lasted a month longer than Concord" streak? Not a chance.

Guys, what if they announced Highguard 2 just to fuck with us?

How I arrived on Bluesky

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You should disown him.

I'm getting close to the end of FF7 Rebirth!

Starting chapter 13 over at twitch.tv/eternalzep feel free to come hang!!

Drop someone annoying.

a red and white cartoon character stands in front of a red circle Alt: Mewtwo's victory screen from Super Smash Bros Melee

Melee was such an essential part of my childhood. I think seeing Mewtwo's Challenger Approaching screen was one of the most hyped I ever got for a game as a kid.

Good morning, Caleb! I'm doing well! Just relaxing with some SimCity achievements on my own time! How's your morning been so far?

Super Smash Bros. Melee [RetroAchievements] | Part 1 | YouTube video by JB_Retro

Good morning! Part 1 of Super Smash Bros. Melee is up on the VOD channel! I make great headway into the achievement set with unlocking 7 characters, 30 Event Matches, 15 characters' Classic Mode done on Hard difficulty, 1 stage unlocked and 1 run of Adventure done!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieg9...

Lol thanks for hanging out!