さしみ-grade comfy 🏳️‍⚧️

just got reminded about the tub of citric acid we have at work which is bigger than my head

this is going to sound really bad, but all the epstein stuff has really just highlighted for me how badly americans need the word nonce, bc it carries all the same connotations as pedo but with an added air of societal mocking that they all should be on the receiving end of

B&M 3L bottle of diet coke my beloved

i could fuck up a pack of gummy worms rn chat

guys do you think work would be chill if i bought in my hobby stuff and just painted minis while on the clock

a girl can have a little bit of cheese, as a treat

and yet 😳😳

watching the star wars holiday special AMA

coworker just walked into his office singing about how much he loves crisps, i love this workplace sometimes

(to the tune of paradise by coldplay) this could be flammaaaaa, flammaaaaaa, flammable

how far does sarah's calypso paradise punch lemonade travel if she throws it into the air with 20N of force?

gonna be real, i dont actually process probably a good 40% of things people say to me, its great fun

ngl it would not surprise me if they started putting ads/product placement in exams

smhhhhhh go get that pizza!

the UK: h-h-hello mr trump, thats not vewy nice!

toes are really weird when you think about it

holy shit, the intense, deep seated depression ive been feeling recently and the fact that ive not been able to order more HRT so I've been out since mid december might actually be linked, scientists say

A painted Adepta Sororitas Geminae Superior.

A painted Adepta Sproritas Hospitaller

never blessed this account with my gals, Sisters of Battle ftw (super tempted to repaint the hospitaller from being order of the ebon chalice) #40k #paintingminiatures

is this thing still on?

sapphic the hedgehog

mhmm on my way 🥰

miss midian do you not own a kettle jesus christ

woag 😵‍💫🥺😍

yes pls 🥺🥺🥺

a twitter post reading "@gork is this true"

izzy why are you air frying tea?!?!?!?!?

i honestly hate that this is something that you even though about, let alone posted

dolls i have a bathroom again! (forgot to mention here that i didnt before)