Kevin Hearne

Heck yes

And I will add that MAPLECROFT is just brilliant because it’s Lizzie Borden with an ax against Lovecraftian horrors

Season 1 of The Diplomat was all about what an astoundingly bad idea it would be to start a war with Iran

Like eight episodes of nope, tremendous effort on all sides to avoid it

And these dudes are like fuggit let’s go

The kaiju are bizarrely so cuddly

That sounds so relaxing for reals

It’s on Apple TV

Like, just counting the tentacles on this thing is almost meditative

Did you know you can watch Monarch: Legacy of Monsters and it’s absolutely soothing watching kaiju chew people up compared to the actual news

The kind with one ingredient! Yes

Will have to see if I can snag that in Canada

Oh dang that sounds good!

The answer is: I tried them

I will not be trying them again

They have been banished to the outer darkness to swim in the void with the nameless horrors

Maybe? I’ve never made that so I wouldn’t know

1. Make sauce
2. Dunk noodles in sauce

Yep! Fast & easy! Delicious too.

I don’t! I can seek it out!

Heck yeah!

Thanks!

Finished bowl of chili peanut butter noodles with garnish on top.

I tend to maybe go heavy on the garnish. But ain’t it purty? Green onions, sesame seeds, crushed peanuts, a bonus drizzle of that chili oil? Heck yes. So dang good (as long as you’re ok with a bit of spice).

Hope you enjoy. Cooking up something you like is good for your mental health too.

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Shanxi style wheat noodles resting on top of the sauce, ready to be all mixed up and slurped

Ideally you want the noodles to come out of the pot just drained, still hot. Toss them in your bowl of sauce and mix it up! Y’all, this took ten minutes. All you gotta do now is garnish with goodies and partner with a drink you like and whoa dang, nobody on your street is eating better than you

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A reddish-orange bowl of chili peanut sauce that includes all the ingredients in the post.

Get your noodles boiling according to instructions. You’ll just drain and dump into the sauce.
Mix up:
3 cloves minced garlic
1 tsp or so minced ginger
2 tbsp peanut butter
2 tbsp chili oil
2 tbsp soy sauce
2 tbsp hot water
1 tsp rice vinegar
1 tsp sesame oil
1 tsp sugar
A few shakes o salt

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On a wooden cutting board we see soy sauce, rice vinegar, peanut butter, chili oil, sesame oil, three cloves of garlic, some chopped ginger, a small bowl of sugar and salt, and a package of shanxi style noodles.

Ready for a new episode of Cooking with Uncle Kevin? Today we’re making CHILI PEANUT BUTTER NOODLES using the goodies you see here, plus green onion, sesame seeds, and some crushed peanuts for garnish. Recipe is for one—multiply as needed!

First: Use the noodles you like, ok? LET’S GOOOOO

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The act of observing the plumbing changes it

[Exit Murderer.]

Ok, so, imagine a little square of whitefish that has been baked and then placed in a shallow pan of butter sauce to wait for hours in a buffet until you get there to risk it. You place that on a kettle chip. There you go.

Fish flavored potato chips. Jesus the the wheel

I need to try these for science, right?

It's World Book Day.

Thank you to everyone who ever bought or read a book of mine, even if you hated it.

If you've never read a book of mine, but you've read A book, thank you too. A rising tide raises all ships. You're still enabling me 😁

The most important thing is: read more books!

Yay Charge!

Holy cow this is entertaining. The Torrent tied it up but Ottawa just scored with less than two minutes left

Watching the Ottawa Charge play the Seattle Torrent right now and dang there was a sweet goal just now. Ottawa up 3-1!

I am concerned your associate is not on Bluesky