Larry

I want to try this with black velvet

Some of those who wear jewelry
are the same who eat stew-ery.

do you think you could drink a 12-ounce can of soda of your choosing every day for a week for 76 million dollars? the catch is that during that week, you’re not allowed to travel to columbus, georgia unless you already had plans to or you just want to

this can't be allowed to be a consumer grade product going forward. its too much like doing the really fun drugs, there's no way to know beforehand who is gonna be able to act normal with it and who will instantly be struck insane and end up dead in a ditch somewhere

One of the most malign influences on public life is Billionaire Group Chats

mark teixeira once tried to get bees to stop swarming at a spring training game by bringing a plastic bear honey bottle out of the clubhouse, he will be the republican party’s top scientific mind in congress

what if one of the drones they crashed into the military bases had a baby inside and the troops freaked out thinking it was a superman situation so they all spend the next 20 years trying to raise the baby instead of doing military stuff. and then by the time they realize it’s a doll it’s too late

asking for a Big Girls Don’t Cry medley , so long as it ends with the fergie one

can’t go wrong with

you have my attention

it does not!

now accepting karaoke recommendations

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

industry season 4, what happened man

i’m always shocked that chris fleming isn’t australian

Donald Trump due to your erratic behaviour and actions I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Burnman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!

i’m almost at ascension 20 on every character in slay the spire

yeah, i remembered them being entertaining. third one is bad and thoroughly phoned in, but apparently the best reviewed on rotten tomatoes

just watched the 3rd now you see me, were the others that bad? i didn’t remember them being quite that bad?

what are their names ?

Tortoiseshell cat with white chest and paws wearing a small rectangular scarf

I crocheted a little triangle scarf for Meow Meow 😸

that little shihtzu whose tongue is always hanging out emerging from a cracked wall to observe a very dusty toughbook

how your email finds me

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Come make some friends at the munch

Join us at the tasting room later for an evening of crafting & merrymaking

perfect cat

Was testing some cassettes and somehow nailed this with the laggy-ass digital zoom

i truly hate how much we are living in a bad script

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

mmmm i love calzones