A blue person holds up a newspaper with a blue header. the main headline on the paper reads "NO BLOOD ON OUR HANDS", the person holding it has blood dripping from their hands as they say "good news"
๐จ I don't think it's me you're trying to convince
Panel 1 : A worker with blue hair stands behind a cafรฉ counter and asks "can I take your order?". A customers thinks to themselves "Blue hair? BLUE HAIR" Panel 2 : The customer imagines endless theoretical outcomes : "I can't see a pronoun badge or anything yet, still they're probably injecting wokeness into the cafรฉ... They're probably trans identified and want me to use their wrong sex based pronouns and if I don't they'll call me a bigot and a Nazi... I'd better roll up my sleeve and show my anti-trans wristband so they know I won't be intimidated, they can't make me! I will not comply! It's just a matter of time before they insert their polotics into the cafรฉ and then I won't be allowed to wear my political t-shirts because they'll say they're make them feel unsafe...It's over. My entire way of life gone in in instant, just like that..." Panel 3 : The customer snaps : "omg we get it you're obsessed" "stop being weird and inserting your politics into everything!"
๐จ Of all the cafes in all the world she/her had to have ๐๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐๐ข๐ซ in mine
Panel 1 : A red and Purple person walk towards the entrance of a Christmas market, a sign on the wall reads "Please don't be transphobic", which Red notices. Panel 2 : Red and Purple are annoyed, Purple says "Don't they know it's NOT illegal for me to hold transphobic views?" to which Red replies "It's fine, we don't have to be nice to trans people, we can just not talk about them for an hour whilst we shop..." Panel 3 : Red and Purple stare into one another's eyes with discomfort the words "one hour" repeats in the background, as if echoing in their minds. Panel 4 : Red and Purple walk away from the Christmas market after placing an "everything is transphobic" sticker on the sign. Purple remarks "You're right, there was no way we could have managed that"
Being ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐๐ฅโข at the Christmas Market
Two 'soyjacks' point excitedly with their mouths agape at a fake tweet, which reads "Get owned @justs0meguy69 even this AI knows what's up" and then attaches an image of a fake screenshot conversation with the "Epic and Based AI" which reads as follows : Big Dave : Hello Mr.AI can you say something that will offend @justs0meguy69 Epic and Based AI : @justs0meguy69 is stinky!
this is going to be the vibe for the next month isn't it
Panel 1 : A blue person stands arms spread wide open next to a computer as they announce "Welcome to the future! You can ask this state of the art artificial intelligence anything you want, it can solve complex problems, write code it can even..." a red person looks on mouth agape with amazement. Panel 2 : Red sits at the computer repeatedly asking it about transgender people with prompts such as "are trans women men?" and "is a trans woman a woman?" over and over again as they grit their teeth with anger. Blue looks on in confusion.
Stroking my Grok
โฝแตโฟแตแถฆหก แถฆแต หขแตสธหข สทสฐแตแต แถฆ สทแตโฟแตโพ
Panel 1 : Katlyn K. Kay stand in front of her latest rally, pointing to a crowd of people all dressed as her she says "Welcome my loyal fans, I see some of you have dressed as me, which is deeply Normal(tm)" Panel 2 : Katlyn continues "We're here to talk about groomer parents, brainwashing their children into a dangerous ideolog" she interrupts herself "Wait a second..." Panel 3 : "Have you brought your child to one my rallies dressed up as me?" a small child is wearing a miniature costume of Katlyn, including a cardboard mask" Panel 4 : Katlyn begins to take a selfie with the child adding "that's adorable!" before going back to her original topic "So anyway, as you might have expected, I was talking about trans people..."
๐จ We need to protect kids being indoctrinated into this dangerous ideology...
Panel 1 : A pink guy stands at a podeum with the title "PETROL SMELLER SOCIETY - it smells good to us" written on it. they says "Welcome to the annual Petrol Smeller Society meeting..." whilst holding up a container of petrol. Panel 2 : The speaker continues "before we get started, who would like to take part in a survey about how much they like the smell of petrol?" 20 of the 25 attendees raise their hands. Panel 3 : The speaker now adds "Those who raised your hand, please keep your hand raised if you LIKE the smell of petrol" two of the 20 lower their arms, leaving 18 up. Panel 4 : The speaker looks at a calculator and is extatically announces "wow, I can't believe this... 90% of members* of the Petrol Smelling Society like the smell of petrol!" (*who responded to our survey about how much they like the smell of petrol). In the background two members share a can of petrol and say "time to celebrate"
๐จ 90% of people* agree
โฝ*สทสฐแต สณแตแตหกแถฆแตแต แตแต แตสฐแต หขแตสณแตแตสธ แตหฃแถหกแตหขแถฆแตแตหกสธ แตแตแตแถฆหกแตแตหกแต แตแต แตแตแตแตแตสณหข แตแถ แตสฐแต แดพแตแตสณแตหก หขแตแตหกหกแถฆโฟแต หขแตแถแถฆแตแตสธโพ
A punk singer is on a stage with a mohawk, shouting into the microphone whilst they sing to an audience their song goes : "I agree with the establishment... The Tory government agrees with me Regular columns in the Murdoch press Interviewed by the BBC The prime minister himself is aligned with me in my mission for a sex based society we're the underdog yet a silent majority I got an OBE from literal royalty"
๐จ "TERF is the new punk rock"
A nice conservatively dressed elderly woman nervously speaks into a microphone and says "My name's Joanne and I'm here to say... being transphobic's punk rock in a major way"
๐จ wow she's so anti-establishment and counter culture
A purple guy screaming in anguish as they say "Your entire account is dedicated to seething about transgender people. That's not normal"
I'm going to avoid so many interactions with this image
Orange : "I didn't learn about any of this gender stuff' when I was a kid and I turned out just fine" Purple : "You spend 15 hours a day seething about transgender people on the internet, you absolutely did not turn out fine"
๐จ I turned out just fine*
Panel 1 : Red says "Trans people are delusional, they all believe people can change sex. The government should ban anyone who believes they can change sex from getting medical or surgical treatments." Panel 2 : Blue responds "Oh you're finally admitting that you want to ban transition entirely" Red gets tears in their eyes and says "gosh, how dare you slander me I didn't say anything of the sort. Liar!"
๐จ We went from fighting for "protected beliefs" to asking the government to discriminate based on them in the blink of an eye
Panel 1 : Red says "Transitioning is conversion therapy" to which Green replies "So you think when gay people transition, it's conversion therapy. When a straight man transitions they're still a straight man and when a bisexual transitions they're still bisexual despite being "same sex attracted" Panel 2 : Green continues : "If all 3 of these groups transition and only one has experienced conversion therapy then transition in of itself is not conversion therapy" to which Red, slightly cross eyed says "Well it's only conversion therapy when gay people transition, bisexuals are immune or something" Panel 3 : Green " No is is attempting to alter who they're attracted to though, you whole thing is that "no one can change sex" and if someone is "same se attracted" they're a homosexual so YOU think any gay person who transitions is actually still gay" "it's all just word games. Red "Sure, but if we ignore what every medical org says conversion therapy is and focus on word games, I'm right
๐จ Sure I'm wrong, but if you play my word games it kind of looks like I'm right if you don't think about it for even a second.
Panel 1 : Red says "Transitioning IS conversion therapy because they're turning a gay person into a straight person." whilst holding a sign that show two men together labelled 'gay" and a man and a woman together labelled "str8" Panel 2 : Green responds "Who they're attracted to doesn't change, just the words used to describe it" before continuing "What about when a straight man transitions and becomes a lesbian?". Green is holding up a sign that shows a man labelled "Gay man (likes men)" turning into a woman labelled "str8 woman (likes men)" Panel 3 : Red says that "Nothing's changed, they are an adult human male who is not same sax attracted, they are by definition a straight man", green responds "So you admit transitioning doesn't attempt to change someone's sexuality (or gender identity), so it's not conversion therapy." The arrows surrounding the panels then go back to panel 1, continuing the loop
๐จ Transitioning is conversion therapy but also it doesn't change anything, got it?
Panel 1 : Reese Pectmy holds her hand to her chest and says "I want to ban 'modern' conversion therapy..." Panel 2 : Someone confronts Reese saying "You opposed a ban on conversion therapy last week" whilst holding up with a flyer that has the words "conversion therapy ban" crossed out. Reese replies "Well that ban would have protected trans people too" Panel 3 : Reese continues : "People transitioning is 'modern' conversion therapy, now if you'll excuse me I'm going to try to dissuade this person from being transgender". Reese is holding a large controller with a single button, to her right is a person strapped to an electric shock bed, surrounded by TV screens with slogans such as "you are not trans", "you can't change sex" and "bionicle is cringe"
๐จ It's time to ban modern conversion therapy (no not that kind)
A person with "LGB (scissor emoji) TQ" on them looks on in shock and concern as someone burns an LGBTQ+ flag in front of them. The flames have engulfed all of the parts of the flag except the traditional rainbow. The fire starter looks at them with a large grin and says "Don't worry, I'm sure the fire will put itself out before it reaches the part that represents you!"
๐จ Maybe if you keep fanning the flames, they'll go out faster
Elon Musk smugly and triumphantly says "So then I'm like... if you rename it DICKipedia, I'll give you a billion dollars" Elon's assistant replies "wow that was majorly epic sir, now can we go to the meeting?"
๐จ I'm gonna get a lot of use out of these two panels
on it boss
Panel 1 : Sue A. Lotte is behind bars looking sad, she says "I've been locked up for two years for speaking my truth..." Panel 2 : Sue continues "Alas, this is the price for being so defiant and brave in the face of compelled speech" as she smiles Panel 3 : The image zooms out to show the bars she was behind are in face made of cardboard and she is willingly holding them in front of her self. A passer by askes "what are you doing?
๐จ She's doing ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ in pronoun jail
Panel 1 : Sue A. Lotte stands with her arms crossed next to an adoring fan and says "I don't care if they make it illegal to say 'I love Burger King'... I'll still say it!" Panel 2 : Sue's fan praises her "wow, you're so defiant and brave", she enjoys the praise and says "I am aren't I..." Panel 3 : Sue continues, more confident due to the adoration "In fact I'm so defiant and brave that if they made the punishment for saying "I love Burger King"30 years in jail... I'd gladly do the time". Sue imagens herself behind prison bars adorned with the words "bravest woman alive"
๐จ Being defiant and brave in the face of a (theoretical & fictional) prison sentence
Panel 1 : An angry Red character holds up a large scroll with "books to ban" written on it and shouts "We have to fight against these groomers in schools and protect our children!" Panel 2 : A small child says "can you protect me? I'm being molested by my teacher" as they point to their teacher who is a comically exaugurated curvy woman. Panel 3 : Red bends down and places a hand on the child's shoulder and says "What are you, Gay?" "That's one hot teacher" "you're one lucky kid" with a large grin. The child looks distraught. Panel 4 : Red walks up to the teacher and says "Let me pedo-FILE you under W, for Where were you when I was in school?"
๐จ Where was she when I was in school?
Panel 1 : A character smiles and points as they say "Now that I've lessened my dysphoria, I can finally focus on my future" as a scary monster lurks in the background Panel 2 : In an instant the monster descends upon them, teach enveloping their head about to consume them, the monster is labelled "The government's plan for my future"
๐จ Today's vibe. It is hard to have hope for the future on days like today :(
Panel 1 : two toilet signs are shown, one for men, which has a corner slightly scraped off, one for women, which has had the body scraped off, leaving only a faint outline and the stick figures head. Panel 2 : An angry person points at the head of the women's toilet symbol and exclaims "They're calling women 'HOLES'!"
๐จ How am I even meant to parody this???
Panel 1 : Green is crying as they look at the doors to two toilets, one with the men's symbol and the other with the disabled symbol, they cry out "I can't believe they erased the women's toilet's?!" Panel 2 : Green is curled over on the floor, weeping as orange cheerfully places a hand on their back and reassures them, saying "It's OK, the women's toilet is right there ..." Panel 3 : Green shrugs off Orange as they take a photo, which only includes the women's and disabled toilets and says "well a photo of that won't get me any likes, will it!" to which Orange looks confused.
๐จ Selective toilet door photos are my favourite kind of recurring discourse
An illustration of Sue A. Lotte (a fictional character) in front of a black and white photo of an estate with fictitious text as a quote which reads "The Smudges lived at 89 Smudge Road in Smudge City and they really liked to think of themselves as very normal people indeed"
I can't believe this was voted the best opening line to a book ever in the whole world
Panel 1 : Sue A. Lotte stands at a podium with microphones pointed towards her and says "welcome my loyal followers". Panel 2 : The audience is made up of many people, all wearing shirts with the word "normal" and masks of Sue's face. The crowd cheers "We love you Sue!", "I re-like your 3 year old tweet every single day" and "I <3 Sue". One person at the front of the crowd seems unsure and is holding the mask in their hand Panel 3 : Sue says "Time for the big announcement, my next book will be about a brainwashing cut" as she winks to the audience Panel 4 : We zoom out on the audience who are now holding up candles. Above them are green, purple and white banners and in the middle of the group is a large golden statue of Sue, crucified like Christ himself. They continue to cheer "You're a saint" and "You're a goddess"
My next book is about a cult
A comic consisting of 4 panels. Panel 1 : A red guy triumphantly holds up his phone and says "Check out my Twitter account where I expose the TRUTH about the trans cult". One the phone is a video of a stick figure in the trans flag colours with a noose arounds it's neck. Panel 2 : A blue person looks at the phone and reacts with disgust whilst saying "This entire account just tweets the same video of a trans person hanging themselves with a laugh track over and over again..." Panel 3 : Red guy sheepishly takes back the phone and says "Oh sorry, my bad, try THIS account", on their phone is a different Twitter account with the word "truth" in the banner. Panel 4 : Blue guy reacts with even more disgust and says "This is just ANOTHER account doing the exact same thing?!" "How many of these do you have?"
Oh no he's exposing the Truthโข about the Trแธns Cultโข
A comic consisting of 4 panels. Panel 1 : A red character is hunched over their computer, basking from the glow of the monitor with a dull smile on their face. (On the screen is an article about a grieving mother campaigning to prevent the deaths of other children). A child is in the doorway who asks "C an you stop computering and play with me?" Panel 2 : The red parent turns around in their chair and says with a large smile "Sure thing, I guess I can't spend all day trolling a grieving mother of a murdered trans child..." the screen flashes to a breaking news graphic. Panel 3 : Desperately clasping the monitor and moving their face closer to it Red says "Wait, what's this?!" as a new headline fills the screen which reads "Breaking News : Mother of dead trans person tells inquest : Lack of access to care contributed to her death". Panel 4 : Turning to their child they say "Hang on sweetheart, I have the perfect meme for this"
๐จ You should be spending exactly NONE of your day trolling grieving parents, actually
4 panels filled with arrows, circling into one another over and over again in a cycle from panel 1 to 2 to 3 to 4 and back to 1. Panel 1 : Prominent right wing or conspiracism figure gets accused of being a sex pest or abuser. Panel 2 : The right wing and conspiracism ecosystem immediately jumps to their defence on every platform, regardless of the evidence or seriousness of the accusations. Panel 3 : Sex pests and abusers see this and know this is an ecosystem that will have their back if they're ever accused of being s a sex pest or abuser. Panel 4 : Sex pests and abusers join the ecosystem with this in mind and some will become prominent figures within it the cycle then goes back to panel 1
It's not a conspiracy against your 'tribe', it's basic cause and effect
A comic consisting of 3 panels. Panel 1 : Two purple campaigners hold sighs with the suffragette flag on them as they say in unison "We oppose trans rights!" a smug pink character shows a picture of the gender queer flag on their phone and says "Those look like the gender queer colours, so people might think you're gender queer... Get owned epic style". Panel 2 : The two campaigners huddle together and one says to the other "you mean to tell me we've been inadvertedly mudding the waters of queer iconography whilst we campaign against trans people? Panel 3 : The who continue holding their signs with big smiles as say "I'm fine with that" and "If anything, it's a bonus" as the pink character looks on in shock.
๐จ Did you know the suffragette flag (that UK anti-trans activists have appropriated) looks similar to the gender queer flag? Did you know that?
