Corey Seeman

What if it is their best selves? Pete Hegseth is pretty awful.

"I spoke to a former schoolteacher, who started his own business. He says he can no longer compete with these Mexican imports despite providing a higher quality product. I'm fighting for small businessmen like Walter White."

Fox squirrel standing tall on the pavement of the University of Michigan. While small in size, this squirrel has more brains than the entire US Cabinet.

No one wants to lose
an hour, but these days...it's
kinda a good deal.
#SquirrelHaiku #DaylightSavings

Fox Squirrels in Ann Arbor at the University of Michigan on March 4th, 2026 #Squirrels #SquirrelOfTheDay #SquirrelWisdom #Michigan #SquirrelDude #sqrlpix #squirrelsofbluesky
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I hope your pup recovers well! And everything you said is spot on.

I believe you are six stupids short....

Fox squirrel on a tree with an almond shell in her mouth. The squirrel has bald spots where she suffers from mange. Picture from the University of Michigan.

There seems to be a
problem with this almond. It
is missing a nut
#SquirrelHaiku

Fox Squirrels in Ann Arbor at the University of Michigan on March 3rd, 2026 #flickr #Squirrels #SquirrelOfTheDay #SquirrelWisdom #Michigan #SquirrelDude #sqrlpix #squirrelsofbluesky
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If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Can we be protected by the stupidity of this administration?

Honestly, I am more concerned that Texas is bringing back the measles.

Fox squirrel perched on a tree branch with an almond in her mouth. This squirrel has better ideas about Iran that anyone working for POTUS.

When requesting a
serious pose, nine times out
of ten, this is it.
#SquirrelHaiku

Fox Squirrels in Ann Arbor at the University of Michigan on February 27th, 2026 #flickr #Squirrels #SquirrelOfTheDay #SquirrelWisdom #Michigan #SquirrelDude #sqrlpix #squirrelsofbluesky
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Thanks - I find squirrels as interested in me as I am in them!

Fox squirrel sits on a tree branch - waiting for POTUS to do something stupid. Luckily for this squirrel - she will not have long to wait.

Squirrels demonstrate
patience while they wait for the
feeder to be filled.
#SquirrelHaiku

Backyard Fox and Red Squirrels (Ypsilanti, Michigan) - February 2026 #flickr #Squirrels #SquirrelOfTheDay #SquirrelWisdom #Michigan #SquirrelDude #sqrlpix #squirrelsofbluesky
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They were likely bored of peace.

Fox squirrel poking her head out of a cavity nest on the campus of the University of Michigan. She does not have time for the BS coming from Washington DC.

Some days you can not
Muster energy to leave.
Just not feeling it.
#SquirrelHaiku

Fox Squirrels in Ann Arbor at the University of Michigan on February 27th, 2026 #flickr #Squirrels #SquirrelOfTheDay #SquirrelWisdom #Michigan #SquirrelDude #sqrlpix #squirrelsofbluesky
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Fox squirrel standing tall on a bench at the University of Michigan. "And the POTUS sucks"....the squirrel said that - I am just transcribing what he said.

Exploring our world.
Bring along your camera.
Many joys await.
#SquirrelHaiku

Fox Squirrels in Ann Arbor at the University of Michigan on February 26th, 2026 #flickr #Squirrels #SquirrelOfTheDay #SquirrelWisdom #Michigan #SquirrelDude #sqrlpix #squirrelsofbluesky
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Every senator who voted to confirm RFK Jr owns this tragedy. Every single one.

The GOP caves every time. Its like Lucy and the football.

Fox squirrel standing up with its paws on its chest at the University of Michigan. Standing on a winter's grass.

Sing for your supper.
The best crooners on campus.
Squirrels always eat.
#SquirrelHaiku

Fox Squirrels in Ann Arbor at the University of Michigan on February 23rd, 2026 #flickr #Squirrels #SquirrelOfTheDay #SquirrelWisdom #Michigan #SquirrelDude #sqrlpix #squirrelsofbluesky
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A red-tailed hawk sits on a tree branch with an American flag behind the bird. Taken on a winter day at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor.

Any one or thing
may pose in front of a flag.
Not patriotic
#HawkHaiku

Red-Tailed Hawk in Ann Arbor at the University of Michigan - February 25th, 2026 #flickr #Michigan #Hawks #Birds
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Ignorant or lying? You decide?

Maybe we should automate the CEO jobs instead....

Someone tell Pam Bondi it's time to talk about the Epstein files. The Dow is under 50,000.

Fox squirrels sitting at the end of a cut branch on a tree in Ypsilanti, Michigan.

Waiting for something
good to happen, not even
waiting for greatness.
#SquirrelHaiku

Backyard Fox and Red Squirrels (Ypsilanti, Michigan) - February 2026 #flickr #Squirrels #SquirrelOfTheDay #SquirrelWisdom #Michigan #SquirrelDude #sqrlpix #squirrelsofbluesky
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Fox squirrel standing tall on the campus of the University of Michigan. This confident one actually knows more about tariffs than the POTUS. For that matter, so does the grass she is standing on.

Be the reason for
a smile today. Plenty
of folks will thank you.
#SquirrelHaiku

Fox Squirrels in Ann Arbor at the University of Michigan on February 17th, 2026 #flickr #Squirrels #SquirrelOfTheDay #SquirrelWisdom #Michigan #SquirrelDude #sqrlpix #squirrelsofbluesky
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These are the dumbest times.

A tariff “refund” mostly goes to whoever wrote the tariff check: the importer of record. That’s not the same person who paid more at the register. So refunds -- if they're offered -- might sound like consumer relief, but in reality, they're corporate windfalls.

To be clear - you are not trying to visit a 700 year old person - right?

The opening number to "Upper Parking Closed" just draws you into the story....

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

The American president is more insulated from accountability than a British royal.

Our political system provides the elite with immunity. It has to change.