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Umit Singh Dhuga

@usdhuga

Hedge fund manager. Former Classics professor (PhD Columbia 2006; postdoc Harvard 2008). Author of three books (philology & poetry) Hyperpolyglot. Pope. Author website: https://www.usdhuga.com Academic website: https://columbia.academia.edu/UmitDhuga

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Look at OI change across the front of the curve. It tells a lot.

07.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did sprinkles repair your sprinklers? Or did prayer?

07.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a matter of fact, this is how the transitive verb β€œto ply” (as in β€œto ply the seas”) became transposed from the movement of TP β€” paper pulp is usually severely backwardated in crisis (cf early covid) β€” to the description of TP itself (2 ply, etc). When crisis passes, the prompt flush is violent.

07.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On god.

07.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well β€œthey” haven’t canceled cricket so he can get stuffed.

07.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You could also just pray. Have you tried that?

07.03.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For Plato, this is our implicit knowledge of the Forms β€” a knowledge that the soul possesses but has not yet brought into conscious understanding.

07.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

worthily lamenting

06.03.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ladies and gentlemen β€” the weekend.

06.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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β€œRetaliation insurance”!
What a time to be alive.

Gift link 🎁

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

06.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is crude sledging.

06.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

None. Oil is not needed in heaven; nor is anything in heaven crude.

06.03.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My theory is that his parents wanted to name him Mark Twain but were illiterate.

06.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@brokΔ—nbanker would be quite surreptitious.

06.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like riding a bicycle.

06.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure, Charliewarren.

06.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just passed through the Strait of Hormuz safely and without any fanfare and, to be quite frank, I don’t see what all the fuss is about.

06.03.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes.

06.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*MARKWAYNE’S PARENTS WANTED TO NAME HIM MARK TWAIN BUT MISSPELLED IT

06.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair. But whereas I have the authority to excommunicate people, I cannot actually send anyone to Hell.

06.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nope. Actually on Sky / TNT. I am genuinely mishearing.

06.03.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard says " what you kids do not understand it 's all part of a game .. " ALT: a man with a beard says " what you kids do not understand it 's all part of a game .. "
06.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone in that video is hereby excommunicated.

06.03.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m younger than you. I was just being silly.

06.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

On god.

06.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am also a lot older than you, and it might be the case that I am actually rather hard of hearing.

06.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am joking! I am not Jesus and I am not returning!

06.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Confirmation bias must be at play in my mind. I have been hearing β€œbatsmen”. I am devastated.

06.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0