going up to todos and saying “¡soy un maricón texano 🤠!”
06.03.2026 21:18
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going up to todos and saying “¡soy un maricón texano 🤠!”
CDMX mañana 🥵
One of my favorite late night snacks
Someone’s a musky husky this morning
That THX sound is so powerful. Can I get it as a ring tone? It could save me.
Any recommendations?
I’m leaving for CDMX this Saturday and I’m so happy about it 🥰
Well I’m the one eating Taco Bell, so he’s bottoming.
Dylan just pulled up in his Lexus to give me my Taco Bell 🔥
and he would look up at me and ask “Does my penis look crazy?!?!?” He also said it had been hard for him to jerk off for the past two days. Anyway, this is all true and god bless the ER.
he also tested positive for cocaine and meth and he kept begging me to take alcohol swabs and rub them all over his body in the tweakiest way…
I had a patient in the ER last night who came in to my room and said, “man, pull my pants down and look at my penis!” His penis was swollen to like 12–13 inches in circumference and…
I like génépy, but I long for chartreuse.
my balls feel so good right now
curio
Not so nonchalant about it
Pasolini yard boy
Throwback to when I found a cute little frog
Valentine’s 2025>Valentine’s 2026 if you couldn’t tell from my reposts 🥹
my happy place 🥰
My Philly Valentine was so perfect ❤️
i think chu gonna dai in this…house
Cue The Cure
Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!
Annual viewing of Picnic at Hanging Rock commencing now.
I stg they’ve changed the formula for Burberry London at some point since I last bought it 10 years ago.
🥺 you are too kind!
À la The Substance 🦠 and The Neon Demon 🔺
A.G. Cook’s The Moment score giving me the beats to stomp to like 😤😍😎
