For others it may mean alcohol or drugs. But if you can do a few days without whatever it is, I find you can start to gain a little peace and perspective. And then you can start to build the life that comes after…the life well-lived.
I’ll add a basic but often difficult bit of advice. Your brain is squeezing out lots of chemicals right now, so if you can resist consuming stuff that adds to the chemical chaos, you may find some calm. For me (after a blindsiding “I’m
going back to him”) it meant a few days without sugar.
maybe america shouldn't've made a horror-clown into its totalitarian god-emperor idk
My child has made up a treat called “barbarian jello” which is simply jello that you eat indelicately with your hands
Lorem ipsum dolor dollar bills y'all
the spanish trade ban is really going to make my cask of amontillado all the more alluring
sommelier: would sir care for wine?
me: care for it? I’d nurture it like it’s my first born
A black and white image of a middle-aged man sitting outside on stone steps surrounded by stacks of hard bound books. He is holding a pair of broken eyeglasses with a look of disbelief on his face. It’s Burgess Meredith from the “Time Enough At Last” episode of Twilight Zone (1959).
during my next rap battle i’m going to compare them to the gross little strings you have to pull off of your banana
GUYS IT’S ALMOST SPRING I THINK I JUST HEARD MY FIRST VAJAYJAY
Hard boiled 3-egg omelette
gonna start calling mistakes "sandwiches" because clearly, sandwiches were made
the odds of me killing a plastic plant are low but not impossible
Pharmacy drive thru
amazing to think how Sesame Street all began with one sesame seed
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
Bro imagine rolling up to church having just written Ave Maria. Suck my dick, god. Your move
well, can a guy on drugs do THIS
interviewer: i haven’t asked any questions
just tripped going up stairs and said sorry to no one
by a show of hands who has completely stopped giving hi-fives
A closeup of a truck tailgate with a product logo saying PALFINGER in black and yellow
I don’t wanna be fuck buddies but I’ll give you a
new executive order just dropped. they're lowering the 5 second rule to 4 seconds. what the fuck man.
The statue's famous penis has been worn quite smooth and shiny by many years of visitors sucking it for good luck
There are those of us who lose important shit so often we’ve strung ourselves out chasing that ever-diminishing high
HERZOG: i am like a craftsman and feel very close to the medieval artisans who produced their work anonymously and who, along with their apprentices, had a true feeling for the physical materials they were working with
ME: i knew it would be too much to eat for lunch but i still ate it anyway
not being reduced to format jokes would fix me
Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes today because I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership
I asked this in a restaurant and they kicked me out
sees man in trousers, vest, jacket & tie . follows suit . folks,,
a person dressed up as a tree
Her: I didn’t shave, I hope you don’t mind
Me:
