mitre

i pretend it's a bleeding heart

being a good lowbie is knowing when not to re-post

i moved to a different country, on a strict budget, so eating a lot of frozen veg. this is the shit i'm getting up to a now. welcome to my culinary arts

peas mashed in to a sandwich is underrated

when the only savings you had to worry about were for your next periwig 😭

we deserved better

*mutuals

paul frisbee when are we getting polls? i have important questions to ask my *posting colleagues

i was born in 1981 and am not good at being a millennial.

i’ll bring the red ranch sauce

😍

i only want to cut off his head and take out his heart ❣️

'bring me a set of postmortem knives'

vampire in a coffin from a 90s ricola commercial.

doing a deep dive on ricola dracula

a close up of a man 's face with vampire teeth . Alt: 1992 Gary Oldman Dracula hiss gif.

baby waking up like

blocked and reported, natch

i just found out, like a week ago, that soy sauce should be refrigerated.
never in my life

that’s what ash wednesday observes

i just got high and i read this comment and cried

whenever someone re-posts a nancy comic, i don't stop to read it. i just say 'woims' to myself as i scroll by

the most challenging thing an actor can do is hold a cigarette like a normal person

fquid chariot rather. how filly of me

and that's on land. land carriage rides in addition to your squid chariot

but sir shrimp, respectfully, you take carriage rides every day. several times a day even.

it should be illegal to put the actors from the film adaptation on the book's cover

F. Murray Abraham as Salieri in Amadeus

Tfw someone posts a better reply than you immediately after you’ve replied

they have no business cutting hair if they can't do a tonsure. it's the first thing you learn in hair school

of course they are! and for good reason
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babby poop