Oh ok my partner has informed me that I did indeed walk through the metal detector, just not the body scanner
06.03.2026 02:13
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Oh ok my partner has informed me that I did indeed walk through the metal detector, just not the body scanner
To clarify the 15 minutes was the time I spent not moving, staring at the place you put your bags on the conveyor belt, not the entire time I was in the line
I stood in the barely-moving TSA line for 15 minutes only for them to wave me through and not even go through the metal detector or have them scan me with the wand or anything. Why do we do this.
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proposing a collective noun: three or more engineers is a "threat" of engineers
it fucken WIMDY
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A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading: JUST WALK OUT work social thing movies home class dentist figure skating too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!! Real winners quit You can leave!! Da Gold Zone
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The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken
LOVE THIS 💗
This really is a great picture:
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this is how I'm going to ask for directions to the bathroom from now on
I'm very sad about ice dance
obviously bootlegged sweater that has the Blue Jays logo, but calls them the "Blue Jars".
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I watched the Titanic for the first time yesterday and my takeaway is that now I understand the bridge of Oops I Did it Again by Britney Spears
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OwO lmao
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amazing things happening in minecraft
Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting "They killed my wife," the distraught woman says, adding, "They shot her in the head." An ICE agent shot and killed a 37-year-old woman who was driving an SUV in Minneapolis on Wednesday. / Screenshot/@Breaking911
"They killed my wife. I don't know what to do," the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. "We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head," the woman cries. "We have a six-year-old at school," she says, almost unable to breathe, as a chaotic scene in which federal officers prevented at least one doctor who was on the scene from assisting the shot victim unfolds. "We're new here," the distraught woman says in despair.
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
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