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Remember how this guy lobbied hard to get a pardon for a war criminal who slaughtered children? Turns out that’s literally his entire philosophy of armed conflict

"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

*did not get*

Sadly we did get enough of her in the show

I don't mind hijack, it's fun enough

If Grammarly's CEO bails, just build an AI tool to represent him and let *it* answer the questions.

Less than two years ago this mf was on weekend morning shows sauced

This is the thing about bathroom bans targeting trans people - assault is already a crime! Indecent exposure is already a crime! And laws that protect trans people don't suddenly make them legal

gwen stefani ass boats

so…Trump’s new strategy for launching regime change wars without getting Congressional authorization is to direct the DOJ to charge foreign leaders with criminal offences and then claim that the military operation is just “support” for the execution of a warrant by law enforcement?

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Timeline cleanse. I've seen this before but it still made me and Mr. Mouse chuckle.

Remember when words communicated concepts which could be combined to express ideas? Those were the days. I miss language.

This is just bonkers, as evangelicals dominate Republican ranks in every branch of government. It shows that these extreme Christian nationalists don't want to just have a voice, they want Dominion

To stop this senseless war ye see, ye must answer these riddles three

Black folks to target:

Happy birthday to Betty Boo. Here's a reminder of the time she rapped with Public Enemy in the McDonalds at Shepherd's Bush back in 1987 (look out for the unimpressed manager!)

French Laundry chef again scolds Bay Area town over affordable housing project

lmfao Thomas Keller showing up to a community meeting in his chefs jacket to complain about affordable housing being built near his 3 Michelin star restaurant is just beyond parody. what a piece of shit

Maybe that was a mispoke

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

Pitch: Threes Company reboot in South Dakota

Every war everywhere on Earth all at once is going great, for the worst people alive

Le sigh

We should reckon with the idea that Americans are so fucking dumb that we booted out the party that saved the country after Covid and created the best economic recovery in the world in favor of a con man who said he would use racism and magic to make everything cheaper and jobs plentiful.

these vibes intersecting is just really interesting ground

I think you can believe both that

a. the Irainian regime is cruel and evil, and
b. murdering Iranian schoolchildren is also bad.

Heh, my ps4 is stuck at streaming. Mostly on switch 2 for games. Sorely tempted to play ER on it when it comes out. Though I relatively deep in it on PS