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πŸ₯šπŸ₯š, Tuve-lover, Average Son Heung-min Enjoyer, 🐦, and former mediocre baseball writer for GBH | φφκα

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Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

08.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 7585 πŸ” 2309 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 40

Tired: β€œWe have been at war with Iran since 1979.”

Wired: "We have been at war with Iran since 1947.”

Inspired: β€œWe have always been at war with Iran.”

08.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 725 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 6

You’re only β€œlosing an hour” if you didn’t invest the hour you gained last fall in a high-yield debt instrument. Oh, you’re feeling a little sleepier than normal tomorrow morning? Some of us have been grinding since November

10.03.2024 04:30 πŸ‘ 667 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
top 100 mlb players ever where some of the 100 players definitely exist

top 100 mlb players ever where some of the 100 players definitely exist

i, for one, am ready to let ai handle all of my important medical decisions

08.03.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 269 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 60

Lmao wmd are so back

08.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ryan Ulysses Emmons, you get your mind out of that gutter

08.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 13109 πŸ” 4975 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 242
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I know this is just the nature of doing news in the US but it does seem bizarre and a little vile that most of the top-line-item news stuff about the war against Iran is the impact on gas prices and not "we've murdered over 1,300 civilians in Iran including around 170 girls in a school"

07.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 190 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 5

Two overwhelming exponentially expanding alarming issues of everyday life:

A lot of people do not know how to act in public or don’t care how they do.

A lot of people seem to be ambivalent about living in any form of society/ community.

07.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 13667 πŸ” 2973 πŸ’¬ 326 πŸ“Œ 185
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I put googly eyes on my TI-83. Please can I have a billion dollars?

07.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 461 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
Photo of banners held over Loop 336 in Conroe, TX that say β€œTRUMP β™₯️ EPSTEIN”, β€œTWO PEAS IN A PEDOPHILE POD!”, and β€œHONK TO DUMP TRUMP”

Photo of banners held over Loop 336 in Conroe, TX that say β€œTRUMP β™₯️ EPSTEIN”, β€œTWO PEAS IN A PEDOPHILE POD!”, and β€œHONK TO DUMP TRUMP”

Sir, we regret to inform you that Conroe has fallen

04.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 11

Almost did it in the Europa last year, so we gotta finish the job this time, you know?

01.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you're starting to notice a pattern:

these people sell something that either doesn't exist, can't, or won't for long, then pocket that money. Sam Altman will fuck off with billions right as AI begins to crash and nobody will learn anything. All the companies who invested will go under.

27.02.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

just so we're all on the same page:

AI is a scam because it steals from people, then sells what it stole for a cheap price to others. It launders labour of the people who make it. AI is a huge warehouse of millions of data pieces, that it searches very quicky(needing massive energy data centers-

27.02.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 270 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Measles was wiped out in the U.S. 25 years ago and now we’re already past 1,000 cases in February because vaccination rates dropped below the safety line. This is what happens when public health gets gutted and people stop trusting basic science.

25.02.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 10424 πŸ” 3269 πŸ’¬ 489 πŸ“Œ 179

Damn this.

There’s no reforming a structure which permits something like this. BP and DHS need to be decimated and every involved person made unemployable forever.

26.02.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Need to hear this word in the thickest Dominican accented English possible please

23.02.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 312 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
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State House votes to rename Florida airport to Donald J. Trump international The Republican-controlled Florida House voted 81-30 in support of the name change to President Donald J. Trump International Airport

Last week Donald Trump registered the trademark "Donald J. Trump International Airport." This week Florida Republicans voted to rename Palm Beach International Airport Donald J. Trump International Airport," putting taxpayers on the hook for licensing fees that go straight to him

19.02.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 2640 πŸ” 1336 πŸ’¬ 201 πŸ“Œ 405
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Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

19.02.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 11935 πŸ” 3081 πŸ’¬ 205 πŸ“Œ 243
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UnitedHealth uses AI model with 90% error rate to deny care, lawsuit alleges For the largest health insurer in the US, AI's error rate is like a feature, not a bug.

"why are you against progress" I yell confidently as my sloppily-implemented algorithms prematurely murder your grandma

18.02.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 1931 πŸ” 775 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 116

Love that AI, a thing we hate and don’t want, steals everything, ruins everything, shittifies everything. Drinks our water, plagiarizes our art, pisses all over our information fidelity, drives kids to suicide, serves the right-wing, and fucks up our devices and services. Good job, techbros!

17.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 3340 πŸ” 1368 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 23

The European mind cannot comprehend the depths to which we will plumb to cope, and F vs C is certainly the tip of the spear

16.02.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did they set up a photo shoot with a fake Rev, or did they AI??

15.02.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heck, there's college baseball today.

15.02.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A Honda CR-V sporting an A&M themed β€˜thin blue line’ window sticker for some reason

A Honda CR-V sporting an A&M themed β€˜thin blue line’ window sticker for some reason

Ay yo where do I get my Thin Maroon Line sticker??????

14.02.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0