One thing I feel ought to be discussed more is the fact that basically all rural and suburban places in the US are subsidized by cities. They resent cities. They insult cities. They elect politicians who abuse cities. But none of them could survive without cities.
Doctor: The scan is showing lung tissue as lacy as the edges of a Pamela’s Pancake. What do we think?
Intern: It must be dodecahedritis. It only affects one in every 865 billion people.
Patient: Damn, that’s crazier than the Immaculate Reception! *Waves Terrible Towel*
#ThePitt
Every episode of The Pitt:
Doctor: So what can you tell me?
Patient: I was drinking an Iron City and listening to the Stillers game on KDKA. Did you know that was the first commercial radio station in the country? Suddenly my heart rate skyrocketed steeper than the Duquesne Incline.
#ThePitt
History: You can’t be h*rny for Ferdinand Marcos!
Jose Llana: Hold my beer
Chris Renfro: Bitch, take this 12-pack.
Why don’t you love me?!
Impromptu LA work trip means impromptu LA theater!
I finally started watching Industry again and I just need to know why every episode of this show is six hours long and why Harper is so incestuous with her brother. I really want this to be a fun hate watch like the first season was but it is testing me!
When it’s 3am, you’ve just flown from Bangkok after spending 3 extra days in Thailand due to the NYC blizzard, Cathay Pacific is doing extra screening at the gate and you’re suddenly being interrogated about your relationship status when you just want your boarding cocktail and to lie down.
Or don’t because you don’t know where it’s been.
Me too! Suck it, germaphobes.
Same! I truly think it gives me my iron immune system.
Iconic!
- Hated by everyone but legally cannot be removed
- Killed its maker
- Deeply involved in conspiracy theories
An icon. The current era personified (equonified?)
Come on guys, there was one choice for this.
“2026 is the year of the horse”
The horse:
New Yorkers: if you can do so safely, take a moment to step outside (even on your front stoop) for a moment and appreciate how quiet the city is right now. ❄️
Cities aren't loud. Cars are loud.
Gonna open this in Hell’s Kitchen and make bank.
Good morning. Gaslighting is a very specific thing, the word you are looking for is “lying”. They are not interchangeable
I’ve been seeing these racks of 40s everywhere and I’m like “oh, that’s convenient” and then I realized… it’s gasoline 🙃
Hi piggies!
Private cruise in the Gulf of Thailand? Yes plz.
I found a mini lobster baby! #IYKYK
Screenshot of a CNN segment shared by Acyn. A split-screen shows commentator Lydia Moynihan on the left and Kevin O’Leary on the right during a heated exchange. The chyron reads, “Obama: Dems need to avoid scolding and ‘virtue-signaling.’” The post quotes O’Leary referencing China and concentration camps, and McGowan responding about West Virginia.
I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.
I knew they were cute but I was not prepared!!
New best friends!
Absolutely not. I do not condone instagram.
Don’t tell me what to do.
*White Lotus theme plays*
