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I've wasted so much of my life rooting for losers. I used to root for winners. The fuck happened to me?

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this was one of the silliest things i’ve ever seen in a professional basketball game

07.03.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 295 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 13

You don’t look like your goals.
You look like your daily habits.

10.03.2025 13:53 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 37

What did you do to make Arike Ogunbowale punch you in the face

06.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[star power up music starts blasting]

06.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 392 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

[wrong buzzer goes off] sorry the answer is buying 12 Warlord Titans www.warhammer.com/en-WW/shop/m...

06.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

in my mind, they're getting tossed off of *this plane*

06.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fatman Beyond doesn't have the same prestige, but at least when Marc Bernardin talks about a movie, I can trust that he actually saw it

06.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ladies and gentlemen, i am so pleased to introduce the next secretary of homeland security

05.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 264 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds ethnic, so that will definitely make him mad

05.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"ICE Barbie" was a great nickname and I hope we find one just as great for Markwayne

05.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Be more French?

But America already steals from Africa

05.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...to jail?

05.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the guys trying to call DoD the "department of war" are getting very prickly about people calling their war a "war"

05.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 459 πŸ” 133 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

I really think they think that we're going to become their serfs

05.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let Tasha K's problems with Cardi be a lesson to you

Find you something safe to talk about and leave folks alone

05.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

greetings! we are the united states of america. our key exports are rc planes that bomb hospitals and lake-drinking robots that tell people to kill themselves

05.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 364 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

Imaging a human saying to you, "i will only ever tell you what i think you want to hear, based on what i know about ppl like you, how you start our conversation, & what you say during it. Sometimes that will sound like truth, sometimes like errors or lies. Now: Let's talk about your medical history"

04.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 600 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

Congratulations to the Mist, but that was an offensive foul #unrivaled

05.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like you're trying too hard if you're holding anything but 7

05.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i hope that Marine beats him bloody. actually, i'm not particular. i hope that *any* Marine beats him bloody. more than one, in fact

05.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nah, Tim Sheehy would owe me my round in eight weeks

he's gonna have to see me

05.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i don't even like cats but just like that i'm on the husband's side. side note: i don't know or care who Jepeth Bussley is

05.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm not even that into energy drinks but i'll double up on the BP meds to keep drinking this

05.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

stop playing games with me and this "winter edition" mess and keep this on the shelves year round

05.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Because I witnessed the Joey Harrington/Byron Leftwich season, I can recognize the pattern to see it coming again

04.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Brilliant observation

04.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your company is not promoting from within because you 🫡🏿 not training, not developing

You don’t believe in you

04.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

This is also to say ... there is no reason for me to know who Christopher Kempczinski is

he is in no way a trusted communicator of McDonalds as a brand

04.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

All of them getting ate regardless, so I reject the premise

04.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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skeletor from the masters of the universe is wearing a purple cape and a hood . Alt: skeletor from the masters of the universe is wearing a purple cape and a hood raging about this stupid ass Sims 4 Maker Program

EVERYTHING DOESNT HAVE TO BE MONETIZED YOU GREEDY FUCKS

04.03.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0