Muito importante que cada geração tenha sua Quebra da Argentina™ , é um evento formador essencial.
Alguns já viram várias, pq como escreveu Martín Carrapos, “Se você sai da Argentina por vinte dias, quando volta, mudou tudo. E quando você sai por vinte anos, quando volta, não mudou nada”
logging onto Bluesky
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
Two crows are flying in front of a gray-blue sky. One says to the other "Do you think we're best friends in other universes too?" The second panel splits into a three by three grid of different reactions of "Um"s and "Well"s from the second crow, in a multiverse sort of way. The third panel is further split again by three, so there are nine by nine squares of the same two crows flying together, the only distinction between the squares is a different sky colour. In the fourth panel, the square are again divided by three so there are now 27 by 27 filling the panel. We can see now that there is a greater pattern emerging from the colours of each square, a pixelated form is starting to emerge. In the fifth panel, the many many squares of different universes is reminiscent of a painting using pointillism, which each dot of colour represent one of many thousands of realities. We can see now very clearly that the pixelated forms are the two crows, flying in front of a gray-blue sky. We return to the visual resolution as we saw in the first panel, as if no time has passed at all. The second crow responds "It doesn't seem likely".
Improbably Compatible #oldknees
A wombat undermined our house to build his burrow. Nearly $50k in foundation repairs, plus $200 in chicken wire to keep him out. Now he’s done the same thing to the shed, so $5k to build a new shed on the other side of the property. Here he is, old Fat Bastard himself.. Edit: it’s wild how many people are suggesting we “get rid” him... Apart from it being very much illegal, the idea would just never even cross my mind. It’s his home too. He’s now settled in his new burrow, and our house is wombat-proofed. The worst he does now is dig up my potatoes.
There's a thread on AskReddit asking, "People who have had to drain their life’s savings on a single event, what happened?"
99% of the answers are depressing American stories about medical bills, 1% is an Australian who found a wombat burrowing under their house.
The one and only Old Fat Bastard, for the curious:
old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/...
Same energy
Ignore the auto-generated captions. We did not have a secret room hiding deaf kids. Nintendo never once sent us deaf kids. We were hiding dev-kits. DEV-KITS. 00:13 For the last year we've had this little secret room hiding some deaf kids.
Legends in AI
this shit took me out
Michael Cera tells us about his thoughts on finally starring in a Wes Anderson film with ‘THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME’
“I discovered Wes’ movies when I was just kind of discovering my own taste and he shaped my taste through his work”
hey chatgpt, plan my kids birthday party but do it in a really lackluster half-assed way so they think it was me
O DJ sueco Basshunter
- Filho vem dar oi pra visita
- Como assim mãe que visita
- Visita här i venten och spelar lite Dota (I feel you, man)
352. luva de pedreiro cismado no podpah
o xi jingping assim com o que sobrou do corpo do jk
Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
The Ref went down due to a collision. Don’t worry Jamie Vardy blew the whistle to stop play for him.
Screencap from Elder Scrolls Oblivion. A dialog box says "How long would you like to sleep? 9 Hours."
What I like about role-playing games is that they allow you to act out power fantasies that you could never achieve in real life.
Aceitas?
Nintendo can get around the tariffs by using a floating barge with claw machines just outside US waters
You can take a boat and pay $450 for unlimited attempts to win a Switch 2 from a claw machine
If you win, it counts as “personal treasure,” exempt from tariffs under maritime salvage laws
Some updates: "can we please meet at the park by my house instead?"
A message to our followers.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.
